Ted Cruz? An inspiration to every kid in America who worries that he’ll never be able to run for President because nobody likes him. He’s running. And look, I told Barack, if you really, really want to remake the Supreme Court, nominate Cruz. Before you know it, you’ll have eight vacancies.
Joe Biden, excerpts from Biden’s Gridiron Dinner speech - POLITICO (via apsies)
Uncle Joe has officially run out of fucks to give.
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My wife is 1000000000x smarter than me on my best day and I don't give a shit who knows it.
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Someone was too much of a diva to walk to daycare today and needed to be carried. #frenchie #lazybones #callmejeeves
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I... Um.... Ok. Sure.
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What the FUCK are you doing to my childhood?
Exclusive: DC Entertainment announces new slate of Hanna-Barbera titles
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I'm laughing waaaaaay too hard
When your dad is the Sheriff. (via kadozen1)
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Okay, that wasn’t mine to give away. That belongs to my friend’s sister, and that’s why I’m gonna kill you first.
REBLOG IF YOU UNDERSTAND
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Samesies
How do you deal with your anxiety?
Poorly
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Savage.
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Tag your porn people
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Buzzfeed gets it
An email sent to our staff today by our Editor-in-Chief. [x]
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