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sugarlemon9196 · 9 months ago

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*Bonely Hearts Club

(Sans x reader)

okay so like,, this has been in my drafts FOREVER and i finally decided to post it :3 hope you guys like it!! (idk if anyone else loves lazybones like i do but here we go) **warning:** fluff overload, some angst if you squint, and lots of bad skeleton puns lol

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You were walking through Snowdin, the soft crunch of snow under your boots. It was freezing, but you kinda liked it—the cold air made everything feel sharper, clearer. But there was one reason you were out here, half-frozen: **Sans**.

You knew he’d be at his usual spot, right by Grillby’s, probably napping or just *existing* in that effortlessly lazy way he did. Honestly, the guy could make anything seem like the chillest thing in the world, and you kinda… admired that? Like, how did he not stress about *anything*?

As you turned the corner, there he was, leaning against the wall with his hands in his hoodie pockets, blue hoodie slightly crooked as always. He spotted you right away, his eye lights glowing softly under the shadow of his hood.

“hey, (y/n),” he called out, his voice lazy but with that low, rumbling warmth that always made your stomach do *weird* things. “what’s up? out here to enjoy the weather? or just freezin' your soul off for fun?”

You rolled your eyes but smiled anyway, walking over to him. “Maybe I just wanted to see you, Sans. Ever think of that?”

He grinned, sharp and mischievous. “heh, don’t go flatterin’ me now. i might get too big of a head. or, well…” He tapped his skull with a bony finger. “...ya know.”

You laughed, the sound escaping before you could stop it. He always knew how to make you smile, even if the jokes were the most ridiculous things ever.

You leaned against the wall beside him, your shoulder brushing against his arm. “So, what have you been up to today?”

Sans shrugged, his eyes half-lidded. “eh, y'know. the usual. napping, dodging work, givin’ papyrus a hard time. he’s out there tryin’ to ‘capture humans’ and stuff. i’m just tryin’ to keep my cool, stayin' bone-chill, y’know.”

Another eye-roll. You’d gotten used to the puns by now. *Mostly.*

“Anyway,” you said, hugging yourself against the cold, “what about you? Just standing here all day, waiting for someone to bring you a hot chocolate or something?”

Sans chuckled, his breath coming out as a soft cloud in the cold air. “you know me too well, (y/n). but nah, just... hangin' around. thought i'd be ‘boneheaded’ and keep the snowdin vibe going.” He paused, then nudged your arm lightly. “what about you, kid? what brings you out here in this freezing cold? lookin’ for some quality time with your favorite skeleton?”

Your cheeks flushed, but you hoped the cold would cover it up. You glanced away, biting your lip. “Maybe,” you mumbled. “I just like hanging out with you.”

Sans turned his head, and for a moment, you thought he was about to laugh or crack another joke, but his grin softened just a bit. His voice lowered, a bit more serious than usual.

“heh. well, i guess i like hangin’ out with you too, (y/n).”

Your heart skipped a beat at that. *Was he being serious?* It was always hard to tell with Sans—half the time, he was joking or brushing things off like nothing mattered, but every now and then, he’d drop these little moments of honesty that hit you like a ton of bricks.

You shivered, suddenly more aware of the cold pressing into your skin, and Sans seemed to notice. He glanced down at you, his grin flickering into something more thoughtful.

“yo, you’re freezin’, kid. c’mere.”

Before you could respond, Sans stepped closer, lifting an arm and wrapping it around your shoulders. His hoodie smelled like the faintest trace of magic, mixed with the coolness of Snowdin’s air. It was surprisingly warm, though, and you found yourself leaning into him without really thinking about it.

“better?” he asked, his voice still casual, but there was something... softer in it.

You nodded, feeling your face heat up even more. "Yeah. Thanks, Sans."

For a minute, neither of you said anything, just standing there in comfortable silence as the snow continued to fall around you. You could hear the faint sound of Papyrus’ voice in the distance, probably lecturing some poor monster about spaghetti or puzzles.

Eventually, Sans broke the quiet, his voice quieter than usual. “y’know, i don’t really let a lot of people get close to me, (y/n).”

You looked up at him, surprised. That wasn’t something he usually said. “Why not?”

He shrugged, but you could tell it wasn’t his usual careless shrug. “it’s complicated. but... i guess what i’m tryin’ to say is... you’re different. i like havin’ you around. it makes things... a little less lonely, y'know?”

Your heart fluttered, and you felt your breath catch in your throat. Did he just…?

You turned toward him, feeling bold despite the way your heart was racing. “I like being around you too, Sans. A lot.”

He looked at you for a second, and his grin widened, but this time it wasn’t a teasing one. It was softer, warmer.

“heh. guess that makes us a pretty bonely pair, huh?”

You groaned, but your smile wouldn’t leave. “You’re the worst.”

Sans laughed, the sound making your chest warm despite the cold. “yeah, but ya love it, don’tcha?”

You couldn’t help but nod, smiling as you leaned into him a little more. And, for the first time, Sans didn’t crack a joke. Instead, he just held you there, the both of you standing together as the snow fell softly around you, content in the quiet warmth of each other’s company.

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Let me know what you think! :3 Should I write more parts?? :D

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aurianneor · 19 days ago

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Slakers

The French are supposedly welfare recipients who don’t work, who wait for everything to come from the state, who have privileges and receive public money or free services (such as school lunches) without giving anything in return or showing any gratitude. They would only work 35 hours a week, when they have a job. Having a paid job does not automatically mean that you are useful to society. What about what David Graeber calls “bullshit jobs,” which refers to “the vast majority of office workers, who are forced to devote their lives to tasks that are useless and of no real interest to society, but which nevertheless help to maintain employment“; ”a form of paid employment that is so completely useless, superfluous or harmful that even the employee cannot justify its existence, although he feels obliged, in order to honor the terms of his contract, to pretend that this is not the case.” (Bullshit jobs – Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullshit_Jobs)?

What should we think of workers who pollute solely to enrich the ultra-rich? What should we think of those who do their jobs without achieving public service objectives (for example, teachers in France who do not meet equal opportunity targets)?

What should we think of workers who do not produce quality work for the sole purpose of enriching their bosses (e.g., construction workers who build poorly soundproofed, poorly insulated homes made of concrete that cracks after 50 years)?

There are many volunteers and informal workers who are very useful to society. For example, firefighters, sea rescuers, teachers who teach French to immigrants, activists who defend human rights or the environment, housewives, and people who care for the disabled or elderly.

Furthermore, some jobs are harmful to society: embezzlement, pollution, overproduction, illnesses linked to poor lifestyles caused by work (sedentary lifestyles, poor diet, stress, etc.) that are paid for by society, etc. They cost other people money. There are even wars that are waged to support economic activity, even if that activity is harmful. For example, let’s take big oil companies.

Not to mention those who have become rich through subsidized contracts and grants. The C.I.C.E. (Inter-Company Center) and social VAT are effectively public money given to companies with no guarantee of anything in return. Many big bosses claim to have made their fortune on their own, when in fact they have benefited greatly from public money. For example, Elon Musk benefits from public money: NASA money for Space X, subsidies for the purchase of electric cars, etc.

There are also many paid workers who are useful. For example, garbage collectors and nurses.

But we cannot make a link between remuneration and public utility.

On the other hand, there are fewer jobs in France. We cannot blame the unemployed for their lack of work when jobs have been relocated or eliminated.

Furthermore, because hiring is based on resumes rather than skills tests, discrimination and cronyism persist and prevent some people from getting jobs even though they have the skills.

Employment is more precarious. Most workers work longer than their official hours and are not paid enough to support their families, forcing them to take on additional work, such as renovating homes. They have expenses related to their work, such as childcare and car ownership. They are forced to live in cities where the cost of living is high and housing is poor because that is where jobs and public services are located. In rural areas, farmers are no longer paid enough despite extremely hard work and live on subsidies. There is not enough money to create jobs on farms, which are forced to resort to industrial agriculture and livestock farming. Because jobs are not well paid, the population depends on subsidies and therefore on the state. The state can thus make the population fear that it will no longer provide social assistance. This allows it to control the population. Decent prices and wages should be set so that the population is less dependent on state aid. This would give them more freedom and allow them to pursue their professions as they see fit. For example, farmers could engage in organic permaculture. Having a little land to grow vegetables and keep animals would make citizens less dependent on money. Being able to exercise every day would reduce healthcare costs.

We need to stop valuing work solely in monetary terms. Everyone must contribute to society; that’s what it means to be a citizen. What is useful to society is not necessarily what is paid for.

There are certainly people who live on welfare without doing anything to improve their situation. But this is only a tiny fraction of the population. The myth of the wealthy welfare recipient is used to denigrate the rest of the population.

Living on welfare is not as pleasant as we are led to believe. It denies the difficulties faced by most people in these situations: housing in isolated areas or neighborhoods where no one else wants to live, poor-quality food, etc. Solidarity comes at a price: letting the freeloaders go so we can help the people without resources, who represent the vast majority of welfare recipients.

Most French people work hard to make ends meet for a standard of living that is lower than that enjoyed by previous generations.

Focusing attention on these “privileged” who cost society a lot of money is a way of diverting attention away from those who are getting their fill at the expense of others: the ultra-rich for whom people work, who pollute, who have no regard for the common good. Isn’t receiving income from capital, property, or inheritance without doing anything yourself a form of privilege? The ultra-rich live off the backs of others without working. They live off the sweat of others. The poorest would not be entitled to the same privileges.

If the wealthy paid their fair share of taxes or stopped receiving hidden subsidies, which amount to staggering sums, there would be more than enough money for the population, whether they work for the common good or not.

What role should the state play in our lives?

The Walter Lippman symposium created a model of a state that is very powerful because it captures wealth and redistributes it. Il is very undemocratic because it expresses itself through representatives, and very unprotective because it sets few limits. The state captures money without setting rules. Nazi Germany was the model at the time. Bertrand Russell was against it.

Bertrand Russell, Power: A New Social Analysis – 1938 – Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power:_A_New_Social_Analysis

Colloque Walter Lippmann – Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colloque_Walter_Lippmann

A universal basic income is possible and would allow everyone to contribute according to their means and skills for the common good. But universal income must be pooled, because if it is redistributed by the state, it will make all citizens dependent. Alternatively, A more direct form of democracy is needed.

Money is just a means of exchanging goods and services; it is merely a practical convenience. Money cannot be used to measure people’s worth. Many things that do not require payment are extremely valuable. Deciphering an old manuscript advances history, participating in public debate helps defend democracy, creating things advances civilization, having good relationships with others or resolving disputes keeps people mentally healthy, preserving a natural site preserves ecosystems, and so on.

Productivism, according to which we only have value if we work, is an ideology that is heading for disaster. With automation and better productivity, we don’t need as many people working. This mindset is harmful and hurts those who are seen as unworthy, like they’re holding society back. Some people may develop depression, with symptoms such as not washing and having difficulty being active. Some may even turn to drugs. The insult then becomes self-fulfilling and denies the suffering associated with this illness. And what about those who are disabled and cannot work?

It’s a social status symbol: idleness is a privilege of the rich. They attack welfare to supposedly save on taxes, when paying for welfare through taxes wouldn’t change their lifestyle one bit.

They attack the weakest members of society simply to feel stronger and superior. That’s why they have no problem spending fortunes on luxury goods that they hardly ever use and that do nothing to improve their lives except make them stand out socially.

Bertrand Russell, In Praise of Idleness and Other Essays, 1932: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Praise_of_Idleness_and_Other_Essays

Everyone should mind their own business and enjoy life as they see fit, within the bounds of the law. Solidarity is essential so that everyone can live with dignity. And maybe everyone should try to do good around them!

Les solutions à la hausse des primes – Dietmar Grossenbacher – 52 minutes RTS: https://youtu.be/7rpodnlfG1M?si=iDlxcFBHK6F3NLd8

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Solidarité Helvétique: https://www.aurianneor.org/solidarite-helvetique-democratie-semi-directe/

Work: https://www.aurianneor.org/work-work-1915-charlie-chaplin/

Work, it’s an all-or-nothing option: https://www.aurianneor.org/work-its-an-all-or-nothing-option/

The workers: https://www.aurianneor.org/the-workers/

What you work for matters!: https://www.aurianneor.org/what-you-work-for-matters-peaceful-environment-for/

Heaven For Everyone – Queen: https://www.aurianneor.org/heaven-for-everyone-queen-this-could-be-heaven/

“The world has enough for everyone’s need, but not enough for everyone’s greed”: https://www.aurianneor.org/the-world-has-enough-for-everyones-need-but-not/

You can’t get enough… Enough!: https://www.aurianneor.org/you-cant-get-enough-enough-the-same-companies/

The richest 1% are at war with the rest of the world: https://www.aurianneor.org/the-richest-1-are-at-war-with-the-rest-of-the-world/

A slice of the cake: https://www.aurianneor.org/a-slice-of-the-cake/

Demain – Chapitre 1 – L’Agriculture: https://www.aurianneor.org/demain-chapitre-1-lagriculture-demainlefilm/

Price ceilings and price floors: https://www.aurianneor.org/price-ceilings-and-price-floors/

Cut out the middleman: https://www.aurianneor.org/cut-out-the-middleman/

Do help Mrs Dalloway!: https://www.aurianneor.org/do-help-mrs-dalloway-mrs-dalloway-virginia/

Drugs: https://www.aurianneor.org/drugs/

Dans les territoires ultramarins, une population en colère exclue du progrès: https://www.aurianneor.org/dans-les-territoires-ultramarins-une-population-en-colere-exclue-du-progres/

Humiliated by the Republic: https://www.aurianneor.org/humiliated-by-the-republic/

The Rust Belt: https://www.aurianneor.org/the-rust-belt-2/

Arizona, Nevada and California Dream: https://www.aurianneor.org/arizona-nevada-and-california-dream/

Juste une question de culture; et de politique…: https://www.aurianneor.org/juste-une-question-de-culture-et-de-politique/

Qu’est-ce que gaspiller?: https://www.aurianneor.org/gas-piller/

Home fairy – does it all without working: https://www.aurianneor.org/home-fairy-does-it-all-without-working-gender/

Tomorrow – Chap 4: La démocratie: https://www.aurianneor.org/tomorrow-chap-4-la-democratie-the-panama/

The Red and the Yellow: https://www.aurianneor.org/the-red-and-the-yellow-red-scarves-against-yellow/

The chicks waiting for the beaked will take flight: https://www.aurianneor.org/the-chicks-waiting-for-the-beaked-will-take-flight/

Resume: https://www.aurianneor.org/resume/

Yes to educational freedom for all!: https://www.aurianneor.org/yes-to-educational-freedom-for-all-teachers/

Rich: https://www.aurianneor.org/rich-it-was-a-beautiful-day-and-the-scenery-was/

What I am worth depends neither on market nor on race: https://www.aurianneor.org/what-i-am-worth-depends-neither-on-market-nor-on-race/

4-day workweek: https://www.aurianneor.org/4-day-workweek-2/

Basic Income is possible: https://www.aurianneor.org/basic-income-is-possible-the-instrument-of/

Housing: https://www.aurianneor.org/housing/

Jiro’s art of working: https://www.aurianneor.org/jiros-art-of-working-jiro-dreams-of-sushi/

Since I stopped working And started thinking again It works in my favor!: https://www.aurianneor.org/since-i-stopped-working-and-started-thinking-again/

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