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Cult of the Trash 🔥

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tasty citrus woman

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What kind of bird is this

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[[Idk if you know. But all your links lead to me posting on my own blog on the dash. I *am* on the app. I wanted to bug your ba ba bA dook ]] ~Glory-HasNoPlaceHere

oh yeesh i am so sorry about that little artifact from a simpler time.

i hope this attempt works:

(if it doesn't, boy won't the egg be all over my face)

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i forgot there were cameras and was definitely observed scratching the stretch marks on my ass

cool.

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wait a third minute why does this have like 3,000+ notes

if it’s in a word

it’s in a look

you can’t get rid

of the Babadook

Seriously, you will NEVER get that stink out of your carpets…

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wait another minute

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oh yeah, cool. right on...

ooh, hey, that's a neat take! wonder what else they're gonna suggest?

... wait a minute.

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This is how men play sports

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i've decided this is the theme song of my hot hot hot epilepsy because what could possibly be sexier than having a seizure in the mri machine while they were checking for seizurelike activity

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man i hate being this guy. hate it.

but like... i'm in a position where i can't get "a real job" because we recently discovered i have

✨totally awesome sexy epilepsy✨

so i'm still out here begging for paypal cash from these hot, hot, hot commissions

i'm like $30 short of the goal today and i would just love to make more weird things for all ye who approach

come on, you guys... i can't imagine NOT wanting something like ^^^this^^^

ahoy mateys

i find myself in a place where i need some mundane everyday bullshit (think underpants and offbrand air pods).

tablet's not working, but i will draw for you SOME WEIRD BULLSHIT! pay what you can and all; you could even suggest a prompt if you wanted.

once again, i reiterate: IT WILL BE WEIRD, NOT GOOD. I DO NOT DO GOOD.

but hey, if you pay a little extra, i'll write you a fun poem with it!

this is my paypal:

come up and see me sometime, good-lookin'

NOTE!!!: when i say "pay what you can," i mean that. like, i've charged a dollar in the past. whatever you're good to give.

(ps: you can also negotiate by messaging me here)

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screw it, y'all. name your price, get all three.

ahoy mateys

i find myself in a place where i need some mundane everyday bullshit (think underpants and offbrand air pods).

tablet's not working, but i will draw for you SOME WEIRD BULLSHIT! pay what you can and all; you could even suggest a prompt if you wanted.

once again, i reiterate: IT WILL BE WEIRD, NOT GOOD. I DO NOT DO GOOD.

but hey, if you pay a little extra, i'll write you a fun poem with it!

this is my paypal:

come up and see me sometime, good-lookin'

NOTE!!!: when i say "pay what you can," i mean that. like, i've charged a dollar in the past. whatever you're good to give.

(ps: you can also negotiate by messaging me here)

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genuinely in tears over this fucking video

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A thing of beauty is a joy forever!

Behold the first MYSTERY COMMISSION

the compensation was so passionately thorough and bursting with such lovelight that i am granting not only the weird drawing, but also the poem, AND the off-putting mortuary factoid:

metal implants such as knee and hip replacements don't burn up with the rest of the human matter in a crematory, so we scoop them out of the steamy bone piles and use them as door stops and coat hooks

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i simply cannot fathom the idea of somebody NOT being all over an offer such as the one i just made

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oh, and:

$3 for a creepy or gross mortician story/fact. or you can just ask me a question straightup.

ahoy mateys

i find myself in a place where i need some mundane everyday bullshit (think underpants and offbrand air pods).

tablet's not working, but i will draw for you SOME WEIRD BULLSHIT! pay what you can and all; you could even suggest a prompt if you wanted.

once again, i reiterate: IT WILL BE WEIRD, NOT GOOD. I DO NOT DO GOOD.

but hey, if you pay a little extra, i'll write you a fun poem with it!

this is my paypal:

come up and see me sometime, good-lookin'

NOTE!!!: when i say "pay what you can," i mean that. like, i've charged a dollar in the past. whatever you're good to give.

(ps: you can also negotiate by messaging me here)

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Big Buzzer (?)

Michael Sowa