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No rizz, just blue eyes and crippling student debt

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don't blame me blame the luteal phase

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all razzle, no dazzle

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your honour i swear i'm innocent i'm just crying cause someone in a position of authority is talking to me

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your honour does your dress have pockets

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Is saturn in gatorade again cause an ex from 11 years ago just texted me to apologise and thank me for our time together

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Sometimes when I'm sad I wonder about all the dogs in the world I share a birthday with and life feels okay again

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Dude you're like home to me and life hasn't been the same since meeting you no big deal

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Idk who needs to hear this but girl put the phone down and go for a walk

(note to self)

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hey (not to be dramatic but i loved you the second i met you)

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"Still I rise" but then I go back to bed cause I prefer to sleep in

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fr tho, billions of people probably just ticked "see the northern/southern lights" off their bucket list and I think that's pretty cool

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Norway tourism be real pissed that 3/4 of the worlds population just saw auroras in one night

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i regret to inform you that it's may already

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I loved you at lunch

when the coffee kicked in and you cut carrots into coins

for our salad, the satisfying, slow knocking of the dull knife against the cutting board while I pretended to read while I worshipped you from the sofa

— Solmaz Sharif, from “Break-Up,” in Look: Poems

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Elder millennial culture is having to google new terms we see on the internet, NBD