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“How are people supposed to write comedy if it’s not offensive?”

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is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

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Ariana Grande took an awesome stand against sexism and objectification last night on Twitter, relaying a story in which a fan asked if her boyfriend Mac Miller if he was “hitting that.” Grande made it clear that language like that towards women is simply not OK — and continued to engage and educate fans in the replies.

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and the story of the Upper East Side Widow continues

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high school au+cal maybe? thanks love your blog<3

“So there’s a game on Friday.”

You shut your locker to reveal Calum Hood, captain of the soccer team, leaning against the other lockers. He’s grinning at you, and you can’t help but role your eyes affectionately at him, shifting the books in your arms as you wait for him to continue.

“You’re gonna be there, right?” He asks, reaching to take the books from you as the two of you begin to walk down the corridor. “I mean…as my girlfriend you kinda have to be there, you know moral support and all that, and…”

“Calum,” You cut him off, smiling up at him as you reached the main entrance. “Where else would I be?”

“Right. Great. Perfect.” He grins again. “Want a ride home?”

“Obviously, idiot.” You roll your eyes again, leaning up to brush your lips against his. “As my boyfriend, you kind of have to.”

send me a word/au/small prompt for a tiny blurb

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Reminder to self:

Your writing seems boring and predictable because 

You wrote it

You’ve read it like eight million times.

A person who has never read it before does not have this problem. 

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I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

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Advent Calendar (day 11) - Short hair

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i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

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idk where this came from but thank you +

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HEY FRIENDS!

so 2016 has been a pretty kickass year in terms of how much it’s kicked our asses. but i hope we can at least leave this shitty year behind on a nicer note, and to help with that i’ve put together this giveaway!!

PRIZES:

there are two prizes available; the first place winner will have their pick of which gift they want, and the second place winner will receive the gift that remains. the gifts are:

too faced’s christmas in new york package, which includes three holiday-scented palettes and their better than sex mascara. (unopened)

anastasia beverly hills’s modern renaissance eyeshadow palette. (swatched but otherwise new)

RULES:

liking is one entry!

every reblog is an additional entry!

you don’t have to follow me, but i’d appreciate if you checked out my blog!

i’ll ship to any country!

giveaway closes on december 21st at 11:59 pm american eastern time. the winners will be chosen through a random number generator and contacted privately, so please keep your inbox open. if a winner does not respond within 24 hours, i will draw again.

good luck, and thank you!!

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Feel like I put some brand new 24’s on a brand new ride (on a brand new ride)

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Camila: haha guys why am i on the “past members of 5h” list on wikipedia?

4h:

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Directioners on my dash when Zayn left:

Harmonizers on my dash when Camila left:

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Louis performs Just Hold On for his mother