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anyway. I wanna fuck

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didn’t work for me lmaooo

i just took a vision test that tells you what color your eyes are… and it actually worked!?!! how did they know my eyes are hazel wtf????

if anyone wants to do it heres da link

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i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

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name him. name your son

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what’s really great is how tumblr mobile uses tons of data without actually loading anything

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MOOD

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no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

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Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.

Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting

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do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

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When ya man’s choking but it makes a good beat

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When you fuck him so good he accidentally proposes

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Me_irl

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the word radical reminds me of this cup

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let your voices bounce off the walls!