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this is a rorschach monologue to me

lady orders latte. make her a latte. she complains that there’s no vanilla in it. tell her she didn’t order a vanilla latte. tells me lattes are vanilla by default. ma’am get hit by a car and bus

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nah thatd be alright i think

imagine getting raptured and you have to leave ur drink behind that would suck

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i love your odysseus because his hair looks exactly like mine and it jump scares me every fucking time

i tweaked his design :D

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reblog and put in the tags the earliest songs you remember actively liking as a child (asking adults to play them for you, learning the lyrics, being excited when they came on the radio etc.)

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me when. when my coffee

hey i hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage

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there are twitter users but primarily it is composed of Instagram users

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it's always "don't repeat the cycle" and "beware of the cycle" and never How was the cycle was it fun to be in the cycle

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@charlottan​ deer

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@mossworm

a meeting of creatures…

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why does she drink alcohol like she’s pretending to drink alcohol

🤪

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bizarro frank sinatra

i have died. badly

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“oh we don’t wanna consume problematic media–” i unironically think everyone should consume problematic media at some point in their life. obviously not to say that people should monetarily support hp or aot or that, but i think it teaches you critical thinking skills when you say “yeah, objectively kingdom hearts has a lot of issues with the writing of their female characters” instead of “if you play kingdom hearts you’re a sexist”, you know?

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can't decide which is more swagless, hyping yourself in the third person or complaining that teenagers on the internet don't worship you any more

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damn that sucks. can you sell me a puffer fish

i would love to become a wandering trader but under capitalism i cannot be allowed two llama companions. because of liberals

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i will live for ever. healthmogged

I’ve decided that I will actually try to be healthy

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see my problem with this is that marvel is shamelessly pandering to the queer community by creating token characters instead of creating true representation, and using being gay as a character novelty as opposed to an intrinsic part of a character’s identity. unfortunately this design also fucks severely