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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

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I hope you get 100 dollars. I want everyone reading this to get 100 dollars

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big mt shenanigans

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and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

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people know its rude to ask friends for money, right? like if you're in an actual crisis thats different, but just begging for money because you have expenses or whatever is rude. especially if you arent struggling. dont we all learn this when we're children begging for candy money or whatever?

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bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

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it’s the “date of birth: 1303 BC” for me...

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He doesn't like hats.

My contribution to @chunklet's fallout fanzine.

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Courier 6 dunking on Legate Lanius

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"One day you'll be a soldier just like me, son"

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me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

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