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[National Biways, Oct/Nov 1994]

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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Hang it in the louvre or whatever

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The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe

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Me putting Wayne centric scenes in every fic

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can i come over to your house and do some rotisserie chicken shit

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Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

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Steve comes out as bi and Dustin’s like ‘perfect’ and immediately reaches out to his favorite musician. He messages Eddie Munson from Corroded Coffin on every platform he exists on like, “I see that you only date losers. Let me introduce you to Steve. Here is a picture.”

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can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

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the death of 8tracks made you all so bad at making playlists i fear. good ship or character playlist is max 16 songs and devastatingly perfectly crushingly curated. it should make sense musically, if not across the playlist, then at least from song to song. GRADIENTS of genre. think about this before you make a 200 song ship playlist that includes both maroon 5 and mitski. Think on it

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i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

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Can't help it.

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found a better thing to say to sneezing than "bless you"

the world isn't ready for my genius

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A 30-piece Matryoshka doll made at “Igrushka” wooden toy factory in Semyonov. Photo by V. Izvolensky (1966).

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"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*