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as a fanfic writer, i would like to come on here and say: my biggest beef with AI is that it has made em-dashes into something that's a marker for AI-generated texts and not a marker from someone who's and avid fanfic writer and reader. The audacity. ChatGPT can pry my beloved em-dashes from my cold dead hands.
—mage
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omgg shiu's got me feeling a certain typa way...... also i want to have a water balloon fight with ino that sounds so fun :c
IN RELATIONSHIP: that's not my size!
AKA: you were on grocery shopping duty, and when one needs condoms... well, they try to prank their dear partner, don't they?
⤚⥈ ft.: gojo, geto, shoko, nanami, higuruma, ino, yuki, choso, utahime, toji, shiu
⤚⥈ warning: suggestive, crack
⤚⥈ author's note: it was a request but i cant find the post with the comment on it so :(( but anyway it was fun to write and finally got me motivated to post something!!



















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[ SPENCER REID ] WHIPPED

cw. derek uses a little experiment to prove that the reader's whipped for spencer (fluff.) wc. 542

"YOU ARE SO WHIPPED," Derek says as the two of you stand in the tiny kichenette next to the bullpen.
You turn towards him and raise a brow, "I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Oh? So you weren't making heart eyes at pretty boy just now?" he counters, "Or when he was going on about Doctor Who this morning, or yesterday when he told you that dumb fact about the Mayans and their sun calander?"
"Again, I have no idea what you're talking about," you deny, reverting your eyes back to the drink in your hand.
Derek looks between you and Spencer before smirking. "Yeah? Let me give you a little explanation then."
He drags you over to Spencer's desk.
"Hey, pretty boy, Y/N and I were just talking about how horrible the coffee from the new coffee machine is," he said as the boy genius turned to them, "So she's going to that coffee shop down the street, you want anything?"
Spencer thought about it for a second, "Uh, no, I'm good actually."
"You sure, it's Y/N's treat?" Derek added in a sing-song.
"Uhm, I guess a glazed donut would be nice?"
You turn to Derek with a confused look on your face, which Spencer the Amazing Profiler somehow managed to miss.
Derek turns to you with a knowing smirk, "Give it a second—"
And just as those words leave his mouth Emily pipes up from next to JJ. "Oh, if you're going, get me a coffee?"
"I'd love a chocolate cookie," Penelope, who had come out of her batcave to hand over some reports to Hotch, adds excitedly, "You're going to that new coffee shop right? I could smell the deliciousness from a mile away."
Slowly but surely everyone in the bullpen piles onto it—all of them clearly not a fan of the new coffee machine either—and your teammate looks at you with a smirk.
"You want a notepad or?"
"Shut up."
The man lets out a bark of a laugh. "You'd have to dissapoint boy genius over there," he offered, before looking pointedly at Spencer who was now excitedly talking about the new café with Penelope, "But you could just not go."
You let out an annoyed huff as you looked at him too.

A full twenty minutes later you stood in front of Spencer's desk with a crumbled bag containing his favourite flavour of glazed donut (because of course I know what it is, Derek, I'm a good colleague), completely and utterly out of breath.
You'd just spent 15 minutes of your break running to and from the new café—in your brand new heels too— and then giving everybody their coffee and/or cookie.
"Thank you," the boy genius replied with a bright smile on his face, looking in the bag, "Oh, and you got my favourite flavour too, you're amazing!"
You just offer him a small, tired smile. "Of course, Spence, no problem."
On your way back to your desk, you walk into Derek, who's already leaning against his.
"Just couldn't stand dissapointing your pretty boy, huh?"
"I swear to all that is holy, Morgan, I will throw this scalding hot coffee on you."
"Yeah, yeah, you're so whipped."
"I hate you."
"W-H-I-P-P-E-D, whipped."
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Also if you voted for Trump, unfollow me right now.
If you don’t believe I should have autonomy over my body, you don’t get to enjoy my body.
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just found out that there is a sudanfunds website! like gazafunds, it is a compilation of funds for people facing genocide
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To all my American friends, the time is now.
Please, execute a BOMBARDMENT. Call your representatives!
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saw this on Twitter, so... here's a reminder to keep boycotting or start doing so if you were unaware of the boycotts!

also, remember to do your daily clicks here (it's 100% free to do; how it works is that it generates ad revenue that goes towards aiding Palestinians), spread word about what's going on, and donate to vetted fundraisers if you're able to!
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Paris: Hey, about that love letter you sent me- Y/N: *blushes* What are your thoughts? Paris: The fourth sentence- Y/N: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I- Paris: It’s “you’re” not “your”.
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Let's be real, if a man talked dirty to me like they do in fanfics, I would use my pepper spray.
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