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i am always saying this ☝️

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TOMMY FEBRUARY6 + HAWAII (2002)

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sorry I beat the shit out of you I have a really big crush on you and I got nervous

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@wondrashoots

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you ever jack off?

what else is there

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i wanna suck you like a danimal

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my neighbor (dead) got a letter from the property management company so i opened it and they are trying to CHARGE HIM $600. FOR LATE RENT THAT HE DIDNT PAY BECAUSE HE’S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Katamari Damacy – PS2

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Me: It’s clearly the lactose intolerance that’s making my tummy hurt

Anxiety disorder: Yeah but what if your appendix is about to explode

Me: I did all the tests like falling down on my ankles and pressing my stomach and the pain didn’t get any worse and I have no fever and also the pain has moved to my left side now. And I ate a bunch of yogurt earlier without remembering to take lactaid. Clearly the lactose is just moving through my intestines.

Anxiety disorder: Yes but hear me out. What if your appendix is about to explode.

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代々木八幡-渋谷  kajaki jp

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I love being alone <- girl who has known nothing but loneliness her entire life and so has no choice but to take comfort in it

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hey. i'm outside. hey look if u could just. hey. Let me in. it's really cold out here and i see you've got a bowl of baby spinach there. I love baby spinach. Please let me in

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i remember you from when we were bugs

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my solution called i dont have a screen that fits so ill take this big ass screen i found and nail/tape it over the bottom of both windows so if my cats jump up on the ledge they cant get out (as easily)