platycarpum

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We need gay perverts in art. Seriously. All the pervert filmmakers working right now are straight man perverts and that is just not okay.

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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id die for the internet archive over my country

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hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending

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mood recently

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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eats granola over your surgery site

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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well, my liege, if you seek power, i hear love is one of the most powerful things in the world...so maybe you need only fall in love...*flutters my eyelashes cutely*

oh. lady tedryn the gallant? no, no, that's fine. she's a perfectly fine knight for this, i guess. i was just kind of hoping maybe you would choose a different knight. but that's fine, i suppose. well i hope it goes well. i'm just gonna go back to the training yard to do some practice. so if you see anything on my face later it's definitely sweat. ok. bye. good luck.

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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When the zoom call ends

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girl u free tonight let me press u down with my palm in circular motions until u formed to a perfect cylinder

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i need a clairvoyant gf who's always jacking off to visions of my death and putting me in dangerous situations so she can ogle at what would happen to me if they played out before saving me at the last second so bad tbch

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if you tried out transitioning and it wasn't for you, i think it's great you explored that and discovered something important about yourself. i think you have a unique and valuable experience with gender that should be taken into account and is worthy of discussion. But you cannot be going around calling yourself "detrans"