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the only true ally

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"we need to go back to the way things were before" the way things were before led to the way things are now dumb fuck

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United Healthcare getting sued by its investors, because it didn't warn them that the CEO getting murdered (by the tendrils of their unmitigated greed) was going to lead to them approving more claims (for covered services that they had no right to deny) is a cartoonish example of exactly why their CEO got murdered.

Their argument is essentially "You promised us a specific profit margin that is not possible to achieve under this increased public scrutiny of your unethical practices. We only agreed to invest because of those unethical practices. So we demand compensation because you didn't warn us that you'd be behaving more ethically"

And idk. Satire isn't just dead. We've pissed on its corpse and now it's dissolving in lye.

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THE ADAMMS FAMILY (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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(by J. Balla Photography)| Panguipulli, Chile

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Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) Directed by Jack Arnold

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exchange landing, johns island, sc.

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Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home

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"British people are crazy and disgusting. They literally eat beans for breakfast. I would never do that."

Oh yeah? Is this you ya dumb bitch?

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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Hollis Dunlap

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This scene right here made me confuse the words prostitute with prosthetic for years

Titanic 1997 — dir. James Cameron

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Yet again, more proof that capitalism was never about "freedom" or "small government".

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