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hi!! if anyone's looking for an active pjsk themed server (specifically akito themed!), then i'd appreciate it if you could join my server!! ^^

the server is 14+, fairly active (it's still a new server without many people, but i hope to change that!!) and has many bots!!

thanks for reading!! hope you can join ^^

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hi i haven't posted on here in like forever but does anyone know how i can watch the haikyuu dumpster battle movie... i watched in theater a few weeks ago and my haikyuu hyperfixation is back full force and i NEED to watch it again

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in a perfect world what character would you own a life size cardboard cutout of. you get one and I want you to answer in the tags with your heart. if you asked me right now I would say columbo

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Can shamura erase memories

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lord have mercy it's happening again

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my bad guys i said i would write this in a week at most but its been a while and i still have no idea how to start it off

will get around to writing it at some point i swear i have so many little scenes snd scenarios for this au that i want to write but i'm just having trouble with how to write the first chapter haha

my cult of the lamb modern au because this idea has been cooking in my brain for the past week

excuse my rambles this is probably gonna be extremely unorganized and random but I DONT CARE RAAAHHH 🔥🔥🔥

also i just learned how to do one of those break things so my ramblings are under the break

narinder is a single dad to baal and aym, he adopted the twins when they were about three years old. i didn't think too much about jobs he could have and stuff so idk. he's been no contact with his siblings for a few years at this point after an incident (don't worry they'll all make up at some point)

in this au, the lamb's name is agnus. their friends just call them their last name, lambert (it's silly i know). agnus grew up in the south (southern accent lamb is real trust) and moved up north right before high school. they were pretty popular in high school had a huuuge crush on narinder (who was not at all popular for his reputation of being a dick and probably starting fights) all four years. they end up becoming an elementary school teacher, and imagine their surprise when on parent-teacher conference night, their old high school crush walks in after not seeing him for more than 10 years after graduation.

the bishops are all biological siblings (half-siblings, since they're all different species) they all got the tall genes though, except for leshy. they're also all autistic. i don't make the rules here (yes i do)

shamura is probably a lawyer? (cause... knowledge and stuff??? idk.) they're definitely the type of sibling to bring up embarrassing childhood memories and keep photo albums of their siblings to show and embarrass them with lol. they also still text narinder every holiday/birthday to wish him well, even though he never replies. they definitely worry about and miss their baby brother

kallamar is a doctor. don't rlly have much to say about him but narinder definitely still freaks him out. i also like to think he took up painting or something art related as a hobby as some kind of way to destress with his anxiety and everything

heket is a professional chef. she probably scares little kids on the street with her rbf. absolutely has anger issues too. actually, think of gordon ramsay if he was a lesbian and a frog. there she is. also didn't have too much to say about her either oops

leshy probably does something plant related? not too sure yet. anyways like i said, he's the only one who didn't inherit the bishop tall genes. his siblings ABSOLUTELY make fun of him for it. also, i imagine his first word was 'fuck', because at that point narinder realized if he said a word enough times at his baby brother, he would probably repeat it. shamura was less than happy with this.

anyways those are kind of my little thoughts on this au i MIGHT write about it sometime if i get the plot in order idk

if anyone has any thoughts feel free to share them i'd love to hear them

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why are my notifications all filled with people reblogging that one image with narilamb

pls tell me you guys know what i'm talking about

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narinder is the funniest guy for many reasons but the peak is just how easy of a boss fight he is 😭 like dude. you are the last boss of the game. Death Incarnate that has been waiting for a thousand years for this. you mauled your siblings in a 4v1 before going down, get a grip i beg you. shamura kicked my ass so bad i thought of switching to easy mode

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chat if we get to 10 followers i MIGHT actually post something for once who knows

this is a joke obv but also sorry for saying i was gonna write about my cotl modern au and then never actually doing it, adhd is a bitch and i literally can't bring myself to actually do anything besides imagine scenarios for my au lol

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Aym and Baal negotiate dinner

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i like to believe he had four eyes before, since that's how many he has in his eldritch form

I don’t care about deep lore Massive monster just tell me how many eyes leshy is supposed to have

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average drum circle experience

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

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btw every time i say 'oaaough' or some variation of that i am trying to convey this emotion

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yeah i've decided i'm most likely gonna write a fic or smth about this. give me some time to think about a general plot for it and i will probably have something in a few days to a week

will post the ao3 link when i'm done obviously

my cult of the lamb modern au because this idea has been cooking in my brain for the past week

excuse my rambles this is probably gonna be extremely unorganized and random but I DONT CARE RAAAHHH 🔥🔥🔥

also i just learned how to do one of those break things so my ramblings are under the break

narinder is a single dad to baal and aym, he adopted the twins when they were about three years old. i didn't think too much about jobs he could have and stuff so idk. he's been no contact with his siblings for a few years at this point after an incident (don't worry they'll all make up at some point)

in this au, the lamb's name is agnus. their friends just call them their last name, lambert (it's silly i know). agnus grew up in the south (southern accent lamb is real trust) and moved up north right before high school. they were pretty popular in high school had a huuuge crush on narinder (who was not at all popular for his reputation of being a dick and probably starting fights) all four years. they end up becoming an elementary school teacher, and imagine their surprise when on parent-teacher conference night, their old high school crush walks in after not seeing him for more than 10 years after graduation.

the bishops are all biological siblings (half-siblings, since they're all different species) they all got the tall genes though, except for leshy. they're also all autistic. i don't make the rules here (yes i do)

shamura is probably a lawyer? (cause... knowledge and stuff??? idk.) they're definitely the type of sibling to bring up embarrassing childhood memories and keep photo albums of their siblings to show and embarrass them with lol. they also still text narinder every holiday/birthday to wish him well, even though he never replies. they definitely worry about and miss their baby brother

kallamar is a doctor. don't rlly have much to say about him but narinder definitely still freaks him out. i also like to think he took up painting or something art related as a hobby as some kind of way to destress with his anxiety and everything

heket is a professional chef. she probably scares little kids on the street with her rbf. absolutely has anger issues too. actually, think of gordon ramsay if he was a lesbian and a frog. there she is. also didn't have too much to say about her either oops

leshy probably does something plant related? not too sure yet. anyways like i said, he's the only one who didn't inherit the bishop tall genes. his siblings ABSOLUTELY make fun of him for it. also, i imagine his first word was 'fuck', because at that point narinder realized if he said a word enough times at his baby brother, he would probably repeat it. shamura was less than happy with this.

anyways those are kind of my little thoughts on this au i MIGHT write about it sometime if i get the plot in order idk

if anyone has any thoughts feel free to share them i'd love to hear them

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Unpopular Cult of the Lamb opinion

I saw on the wiki that Narinder is described as "backstabbing" the Lamb. Now, I am a huge Narinder fan but to me it was always pretty obvious what he wanted and what he would do once he was back in power. You were a servant and he had no need for you anymore. Is it cruel, absolutely. But backstabbing implies a betrayal, implies that he's given an implication or even said outright that he wouldn't do this. Am I missing something?