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Ok so here’s Road to Ninja Sasuke!!!

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Sasuke's eyebrows furrowed at the way he was greeted. He didn't even get a chance to introduce himself and already she was demanding about the whereabouts of another man. That wasn't a sign of a good start. Just keep it cool, Sasuke. You got this. He knew he had to win her over quickly. "Shikamaru? Who cares about him? It's just you and me now."

He closed the distance between them with a sly smile on his face. Placing his hand on her shoulder, he said, "Since I'm your escort, why don't I take you over to meet up with the Hokage now?"

wink wonk

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wink wonk

As the sun slowly rose, Sasuke leaned back against Konoha's gates and yawned. He simply detested being up this early. Can't be beautiful without some beauty sleep, after all. Today was a special occasion that he was willing to make an exception for, however. The Kazekage's sister would be making a visit and damn was she hot as hell. He had to be the first one to greet her and make her feel welcome so just like that she'd be his. It's a textbook rule, but it works every time. He straightened his jacket knowing that she'd arrive at any moment.

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"Take it and I'll make you mine. Forever and always."

Oh gross, Deidara thought, an Uchiha.  However, a pretty flower was a pretty flower.

He used his best feminine voice.  ”Thank you,” he whispered, following with a soft giggle.

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fuck me in my tight little asshole you sexy wild beast

Sasuke takes out a rope and stretches it. He slyly drags his gaze along the rope. "Hm? What was that you wanted me to do to you~?"

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- your boy, naruto

Naruto? Who's that?

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deiendara started following you

Sasuke walked over to Deidara and suavely presented a rose. "This one's for you, m'lady."

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WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

I vividly remember the moment I was born and blessed this world with my presence.