on the way to get raven
clarke: so
bellamy:
clarke: *clears throat*
bellamy:
clarke: are you mad at me or something?
bellamy: hmm why don't you ask my sister? oh wait, you locked her out of the bunker, so you CAN'T.
clarke: five, four,
bellamy: no you're not getting out of it this time
clarke: three,
bellamy: nope i'm staying mad at you
clarke: two,
bellamy: seriously clarke you POINTED A GUN AT ME
clarke: one,
bellamy: ...okay fine
clarke: now watch where you're going babe you just ran over somebody
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It kinda amazes me how all the Dark Ones in this show all have the tendency to become green or scaly or lizardy or Diabolik's girlfriend Eva Kant (I'm looking at you Emma)
meanwhile Killian is all
what the hell dude give someone else a chance
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I just did a massive unfollowing spree. So if you blog the the following, reblog this and I’ll check you out…
Game of Thrones (Jonsa & Jonerys, must love Dany and the Starks)
Once Upon A Time (Captain Swan, no anti Regina pls, watching S7)
Outlander (no drama, just love of the show pls)
The 100 (Bellarke!!!!! no anti Octavia pls)
Grey’s Anatomy (Jolex, Japril, must love Arizona)
Riverdale (i ship everything, no anti anything)
Timeless (Wyatt x Lucy)
The Originals (Klaroline)
Harry Potter
Stranger Things
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I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.
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Italians don't forget if you serve them fish accompanied by red wine
...but killing a son should be on everyone's list tbh
As an Italian, I have to wonder: do you people from other countries do?
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