playingaheistinggame
playingaheistinggame
"never interrupt me while i'm playing. just a warning."
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Independent RP/ask blog for Joy from Payday 2. Associated with staydownlittledingo.
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playingaheistinggame · 7 years ago
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spoocyy‌:
What kind of files could this little hacker possibly have that she wants erased in a worst case scenario? Oh, Spook was definitely going to have a crack at finding them later.
She skipped past the t-shirt thing, deciding she’d probably prefer not to know what horrible clothes the girl had, and chose to latch on to the first statement. “Now it looks like I definitely have to bother you. Romance brewing in the Payday gang? I’ll need to put that in my file.” By ‘file’, she means ‘private information for personal use’. She was never one to respect others’ privacy.
Joy exhaled, shaking her head. “At least one person has found out about the terrible pickup lines I wrote for someone.” the hacker replied dully, trying not to think about what Spook could possibly make her recite off the top of her head. “That was... fun to explain to ‘em. Told me to just fucking be straightforward about it, but I ain’t risking that with the line of work in question we have.”
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playingaheistinggame · 7 years ago
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❛ Only if you’re hiding something. ❜ //from spook :o
“The only thing I’m hiding is whatever romantic feelings that exist for an ahem crewmate and other files that I’ve requested Locke to dispose of via water bath should I kick the bucket.”
Joy blinked for a second, then picking back up her trail of thought.
“Oh, and about a metric fuckton of ‘subtle’ graphic t-shirts. Ugh.”
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playingaheistinggame · 7 years ago
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✧ ( CRIMINAL  MINDS  SENTENCE  STARTERS.
warning:  death, murder, loss mention. change pronouns to your liking/as you see fit!
❛ Are you a genius or something? ❜ ❛ You look too young to have gotten into medical school. ❜ ❛ When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you. ❜ ❛ Imagination is more important than knowledge. ❜ ❛ Knowledge is limited; imagination encircles the world. ❜ ❛ Your girlfriend thinks you’re going to break up with her.  ❜ ❛ I was a little bit of a nerd. Is that so surprising? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s weird that I knew that ballad? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s why I can’t get a date? ❜ ❛ We’re looking for a needle in a haystack. ❜ ❛ I got a list of things I want to try before it’s too late. ❜ ❛ What is food to one, is to others bitter poison. ❜ ❛ Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. ❜ ❛ If I told you that, what would I have left for myself? ❜ ❛ It is those we live with and love, and should know, who elude us. ❜ ❛ What could you possibly learn that you don’t already know? ❜ ❛ In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. ❜ ❛ I have other options besides shooting a man. ❜ ❛ The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children. ❜ ❛ Do you ever ask yourself how you make a decision like that? ❜ ❛ What’s happened to that boy in the year I stopped looking for him? ❜ ❛ I mean, how do you give yourself that kind of permission? ❜ ❛ A year ago, I gave up on looking for him – there were so many other kids. ❜ ❛ Look, I know this job is important to you, but we’re important, too. ❜ ❛ That makes it sound like the bandit’s doing the stripping. ❜ ❛ Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of overcoming it. ❜ ❛ You tend to forget, don’t you? ❜ ❛ You really are afraid of the dark. ❜ ❛ It’s not so important who starts the game, but who finishes it. ❜ ❛ It’s not really the kind of thing that happens around here, you know? ❜ ❛ Ever talk to someone who wants to continually show you he’s smarter than you?  ❜ ❛ If men could only know each other, they would neither idolize nor hate. ❜ ❛ In order to learn the important lessons in life, one must each day surmount to fear. ❜ ❛ What if it’s not? What if next time he kills somebody? ❜ ❛ All secrets are deep. All secrets become dark. That’s in the nature of secrets. ❜ ❛ We all have secrets. Would you want us profiling you? ❜ ❛ We all have secrets. ❜ ❛ You trying to say something to me right now. ❜ ❛ Only if you’re hiding something. ❜ ❛ Are you saying I had nothing to do with making you who you are? ❜ ❛ To get away with murder, you simply don’t tell anyone. ❜ ❛ Call me first. I’d love to pick your brains. ❜ ❛ My hope is that one day you’ll feel the way I do too. ❜ ❛ If I ever find myself feeling the way you do, I’ll kill myself. ❜ ❛ Tired of people using religion… to justify the terrible things they do. ❜ ❛ Fantasy abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters. ❜ ❛ An earthly kingdom cannot exist without inequality of persons. ❜ ❛ It is a wise father who knows his own child. ❜ ❛ Within the core of each of us is the child we once were. ❜ ❛ If we knew each other’s secrets, what comforts we should find. ❜ ❛ There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses. ❜ ❛ Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. ❜ ❛ I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can’t touch with decay. ❜ ❛ Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. ❜ ❛ Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. ❜ ❛ Delay is the deadliest form of denial. ❜ ❛ The strength of a family, like the strength of an army, is in its loyalty to each other. ❜ ❛ In youth we learn; in age we understand. ❜ ❛ Fate is not satisfied with inflicting one calamity. ❜ ❛ We all live in a house on fire. No fire department to call, no way out. ❜ ❛ Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. ❜ ❛ To lose a child is to lose a piece of yourself. ❜ ❛ How many more times will they be able to look into the abyss? ❜ ❛ Sometimes there are no words, no clever quotes to neatly sum up what’s happened that day. ❜ ❛ There is no lasting hope in violence, only temporary relief from hopelessness. ❜ ❛ I’m so sorry for your loss. And if you or your son need anything… ❜ ❛ Life is a game; play it. Life is too precious; do not destroy it. ❜ ❛ If I am what I have and if I lose what I have, who then am I? ❜ ❛ Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive. ❜ ❛ We will find you, you sick son of a bitch! ❜ ❛ Is that another promise? ❜ ❛ Whatever you are, be a good one. ❜ ❛ Without heroes, we are all plain people and don’t know how far we can go. ❜ ❛ I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me. ❜ ❛ I can’t talk you out of this. It’s a great life. ❜ ❛ There is no such thing as part freedom. ❜ ❛ Come near my team and I will end you. ❜ ❛ When I let go of what I am I become what I might be. ❜ ❛ The grave soul keeps its own secrets and takes its own punishment in silence. ❜ ❛ It is not his enemy or foe that lures him to evil ways. ❜ ❛ Sometimes human places create inhuman monsters. ❜ ❛ Bring the past only if you’re going to build from it. ❜ ❛ What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do. ❜ ❛ Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. ❜ ❛ You may leave school, but it never leaves you. ❜ ❛ Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die. ❜ ❛ Three can keep a secret if two are dead. ❜ ❛ At the gambling table, there are no fathers or sons. ❜ ❛ Where there is anger, there is always pain underneath. ❜ ❛ Nothing fixes a thing so intently in the memory as the wish to forget it. ❜ ❛ All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream. ❜ ❛ Death ends a life, not a relationship.  ❜ ❛ There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it. ❜ ❛ The universe doesn’t like secrets; it conspires to reveal the truth to lead you to it. ❜ ❛ Fear is pain arising from the anticipation of evil. ❜ ❛ Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. ❜ ❛ Forgiveness does not change the past but it does enlarge the future. ❜ ❛ A mother’s arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. ❜ ❛ The past is never dead. It’s not even past. ❜ ❛ A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. ❜ ❛ Deep vengeance is the daughter of deep silence. ❜
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playingaheistinggame · 7 years ago
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“Well, got the social media station all set up. Now I can finally record fucking... Pilotwings 64 at 60 frames. Shit. Why did I get SLI 1080 Tis again?”
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playingaheistinggame · 7 years ago
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Joy’s well aware she’s not exactly welcome in the Payday Gang, but a mishap with her van has her and Houston finding some common ground.
Found this floating around while cleaning and reorganizing my google drive stuff. Thought it was kinda cute so I cleaned it up a little and uploaded it.
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playingaheistinggame · 7 years ago
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Joy coughed, sputtering out a bit of blood. “Oh man. That’s... that’s probably teeth,” she remarked. “F-fell over. Sokol and Dragan helped me get up here.” The Hacker shook her head slightly in an attempt to stabilize herself.
“I just asked... if his games would work on a Dendy.” Joy murmured as she tried to ignore the bruise that was forming on the right side of her face. She took her glasses and began to carefully inspect them with her good eye, hoping there were no cracks on the lenses from when she fell.
[playingaheistinggame] "Houston...? jacket punched the shit out of me."
He looks up, immediately grabbing a medical pack after hearing ‘Jacket punched’ purely out of reflex. 
“Oh jesus.. how hard and where?..”
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“My favorite website? The FBI. Uh, not the public one of course.” - Joy [Payday]
Instagram DeviantArt
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playingaheistinggame · 7 years ago
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joyyber
Oh BoY!! mOrE jOy!!
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playingaheistinggame · 7 years ago
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hey guess what ive been playin recently. I found out some of my newer friends play payday 2, a game which i’ve had for a while but never had the chance to play. We started playing earlier this week, I fell in love with Joy cuz she’s adorable and I now almost have 20 hours. oh god
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so how bout that new heister huh 💕💕💕
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playingaheistinggame · 7 years ago
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A CON-vict named JOY
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playingaheistinggame · 7 years ago
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low effort shitpost
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offshore gals!
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playingaheistinggame · 7 years ago
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"what do penguins do in a race? they peng-win," duke comin out with the dad jokes
“Is this what happens because I gave myself lifetime Club Penguin membership?”
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