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Can we all agree s1 ep1 of iwtv is one of the greatest first episodes of any tv show of all time. Nothing will ever compare for me.

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Omw to kill myself in the Gobi Desert

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face card INSANE, COUPLE OF THE CENTURY

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I don't see any downside

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i just don't think that enough people are writing louis as enough of a--excuse my language, and i know i wish there was another term to use too--cock slut. like i think we have to just see around his veneer of being a delicate southern lady who was corrupted and used by that evil evil lestat and who hardly knew what sex was until paris (which, as we also learn as the season goes on, is an armand lie, but i'm trying not to make this depressing. i will focus on pussy.) bc we have to rmr that this is as sexless as he could get it, this is him telling it as a horror story, this is him pretending that he got over lestat decades ago and doesn't love him at all anymore. AND YET. AGAINST ALL ODDS. there are like 20 moments per episode when louis is talking about lestat where you can tell he’s getting wet and/or is resentfully horny and/or it was so commonplace that he didn't even think it still mattered or it is so distinctive to him that he rmrs it a century later even though he's supposed to hate lestat and be over him forever. me personally? each of these options is horny. each of these options has me thinking to myself my god what did that evil evil man do to my princess's pussy to have him acting like this... like he was in his guts idk what else to say. there is literally nothing else on this planet that would explain why louis acts like that. lestat's personality? don't make me laugh. louis was independent well off before and after him, and if he didn't become a stay at home mom he would've figured something out when they shut the azalea believe that 👆🏾 armand didn't let him get his dowry from roget and yet he still got money again (and this was in the span of just one lifetime, so not even w the inevitable vampire wealth. plus we see how armand was living before louis like it was literally louis' alimony and claudia's marqiusate that was paying for that theatre!) and quite frankly we know louis did not fuck w white ppl like that at all... in the entire story, lestat is the only european he could manage to tolerate. and he lived in europe. so i just always find myself asking... what the hell did that evil evil lestat do to have my sweet innocent vulnerable delicate princess so turned out. and every time the only explanation is that lestat unfortunately had a level of dick that was dangerous and that louis had a level of need for that dick that was lethal. louis killed him and he still tells daniel it was the best he's ever had. louis thought he killed their daughter and that he was the worst thing that ever happened to him and he still tells daniel it was the best he's ever had. louis is telling a horror story and he still makes sure to explain to daniel in detail that lestat overpowered him and forced him to submit and grabbed his throat like 4 times and spun him around so that lestat's dick was pressed against his ass and and and--louis is telling all of this to daniel. we're told explicitly that scenes are depicted how louis (or claudia or armand) describes them. and louis is like His hand was big enough to grab all of my throat and some of my jaw and most of the back of my skull and also one time when claudia and i were planning his murder he grabbed my ass. because he was such a brute. and that's the only reason i remember this detail. and also i went into subspace during our last kiss. 10 inches AT LEAST. god knows why lestat acted like that. there wasn't enough blood to spare for his brain. and then when he deflowered louis, louis' body literally changed. you know how your gastrointestinal system is very connected to your brain so neurodivergent ppl will often have gi issues? lestat's dick was so deep in his stomach that it fucked up louis' nervous system forever

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“We had a good run, but I did it for Louis. I do everything for Louis.”

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE || SEASON 1

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There's nothing to be nervous about. The curtains are closed, the servants sent home. Even the planets and stars are blindfolded. INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE - 1.01 | In Throes of Increasing Wonder...

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My ideal version of dating someone would be them threatening to murder me if I don’t run away and hide, followed by them obsessively stalking me for about four years (following me all around the world, standing over my bed while I am sleeping, appearing out of nowhere and asking me morally charged questions, etc.), while they become more and more persistent over time and force me to spend more and more time together until I eventually realize that they actually don’t want to kill me after all. And when I address this to them, they act confused and say, 'No, how could you think that? I love you,' and then they buy me an island.

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what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil

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do you think anne rice would have a blast hunting down iwtv fans online. do you think this fandom is like that because it’s lacking an apex predator in the ecosystem

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"That's why you're always gonna be alone"

If there's a scene I want to see being retold from Lestat's perspective it is this one. Louis being unable to make peace with his true nature and blaming it on Lestat, aiming towards Lestat the dreadful rage he actually feels about himself. I need Lestat to tell us about the pain he felt after hearing from Louis' mouth these words that he so much fears.

How on Earth did Mr. Reid manage to express all this turmoil with just one look???!!

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you and me. me and you. you and me.

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i am very ill

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Sam Reid's tiny waist appreciation post

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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here