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owlmylove:

wrist pinning (◡‿◡✿) 

hair tugging (◕‿◕✿) 

wall slamming (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

POSSESSIVE BEHAVIOR (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧

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Otayuri of this week and last week

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– Patroclus, The Song of Achilles, Madeline Miller

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I found out Otabek’s birthday is on Halloween and that’s freaking precious.

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Tulum, Mexico

This was my submission to the amazing @unknownlandzine! I’m grateful to have been part of such an exciting project! (;_;)

The digital zine is still on sale until November 5th. Take a look at it, guys. It’s full of love and life. <3

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Messages from everyone!!! Happy birthday, Otabek!!! (10/31)

twitter | instagram

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イオンコラボの服可愛かったので描いてみたかった(^o^)

彼ジャージしてる絵は雑誌の模写

コラボが多すぎて追い付けないｗｗ

HMVのも可愛いからオタベックにも着せたいね！！

YOIのキャラはみんな髪の色普通だから全員似合いそう

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✰ * º ❛   friends sentence starters   ❜

‘  *reading obituaries* suddenly i wish i was reading my own name.  ’ ‘  you don’t even have oven mitts on!  ’ ‘  wow. i could so easily freak out right now.  ’ ‘  do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else?  ’ ‘  hey, you remembered to put clothes on this morning.  ’ ‘  no more falafel for you!  ’ ‘  we were on a break!!  ’ ‘  you’re such a tattletale.  ’ ‘  i love you goddesses!  ’ ‘  everyone i know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted and I’m getting coffee. And it’s not even for me!  ’ ‘  it’s   ’ ‘  this is all a moo point. yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion, it doesn’t matter. it’s moo.  ’ ‘  so, the ebola virus. that’s gotta suck, huh?  ’ ‘  my gynecologist tried to kill me.  ’ ‘  you can’t tell, but i’m trying to break the tension by mooning you guys.  ’ ‘  boy, you are not a morning person.  ’ ‘  yeah, well, i’m a slut.  ’ ‘  how you doin’?  ’ ‘  i am warm… for your form.  ’ ‘  i’m really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.  ’ ‘  are you saying that you don’t wanna get with this?  ’ ‘  hey, you’re a pathetic loser, right?  ’ ‘  sometimes i wish i was a lesbian… did i say that out loud?  ’ ‘  if i were a guy and… did i just say, ‘if i were a guy’?  ’ ‘  i guess things were just going to well for me!  ’ ‘  i don’t have a plan. i don’t even have a ‘pla.’  ’ ‘  he’s so pretty i want to cry!  ’ ‘  prepare to feel very bad about yourself.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry that’s who i am. i’m a positive person.  ’ ‘  no, i’m a positive person. you are like santa clause on prozac at disneyland, getting laid.  ’ ‘  i’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!  ’ ‘  she was nice. i mean, she’s a little slutty, but who isn’t?  ’ ‘  honey, this is not your fault. just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify them sleeping with someone else.  ’ ‘  from now on, i am not getting out of this chair, ever. okay? from now on, this chair is the one.  ’ ‘  i wish i could, but i don’t want to.  ’ ‘  alright, i took the quiz and, it turns out, i do put career before men.  ’ ‘  look at him, he’s so cute. i just wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him!  ’ ‘  i think, if it was a little colder in there, i could see your nipples through that sweater.  ’ ‘  what’s wrong with me… oh, don’t open that door.  ’ ‘  let me think, let me think… oh, i don’t care!  ’ ‘  i have no idea what’s going on, but i’m excited!  ’ ‘  i tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.  ’ ‘  when i first meet somebody, it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.  ’ ‘  are we greeting each other this way now? because i like it.  ’ ‘  it looks like you fell asleep with a hanger in your mouth.  ’ ‘  you wanna play twister?  ’ ‘  once, i got dumped during sex.  ’ ‘  here we are, with our future before us, and i only want to spend it with you.  ’ ‘  welcome to the real world. it sucks. you’re gonna love it!  ’ ‘  hey, you cry every time somebody talks about the titanic.  ’ ‘  if worst comes to worst, i’ll be your boyfriend.  ’ ‘  who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? you know? heads, she wins. tails, i lose.  ’ ‘  shut up! shut up! SHUT UP!  ’ ‘  i’m so glad we’re having this rehearsal dinner, you know? it’s so rare that i get to practice my meals before eating them.  ’ ‘  you always believed in me, even when i didn’t believe in myself.  ’ ‘  you’re fake laughing too, right?  ’ ‘  it’s sunday morning, i am not running on a sunday.  ’ ‘  ugh, dammit. why did i open my mouth?  ’ ‘  wow, we really are bitches.  ’ ‘  so why don’t you be a grown up and come and watch some tv in the fort!  ’ ‘  i don’t know what i’m gonna do with my life.  ’ ‘  i’m full, and yet i know if i stop eating this, i’ll regret it.  ’ ‘  kill me. kill me now.  ’ ‘  i want to sit in a comfortable chair, watch television, and go to sleep at a reasonable hour!  ’ ‘  what must it be like to not be crippled by fear and self-loathing?  ’ ‘  a stripper at a bachelor party, that is so cliché. why don’t you guys get a magician?!  ’ ‘  i’m curvy and i like it!  ’ ‘  i don’t share food!  ’ ‘  if i have to, i’d pee on any one of you.  ’ ‘  the fridge broke so i had to eat everything.  ’ ‘  you can’t have s-e-x when you’re taking care of the b-a-b-i-e!  ’ ‘  you’re over me? when were you… under me?  ’ ‘  these are just feelings. they’ll go away.  ’ ‘  i used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me.  ’ ‘  i mean, sure, i have my bad days, but then i remember what a cute smile i have.  ’ ‘  offering people gum is not cooking.  ’ ‘  i bought him a $500 watch and he wrote me a rap song.  ’ ‘  you know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.   ’ ‘  no, inside good. outside baaaaad.  ’ ‘  they’re always saying ‘let’s go here, let’s go there.’ like we can afford to go here and there.  ’ ‘  i hate my job. i hate it. oh, i want to quit, but then i think i should stick it out.  ’ ‘  you think i have $1200? i’m home in the middle of the day and i got patio furniture in my living room.  ’ ‘  neat! i’m gonna die alone!  ’ ‘  okay, could you just stop talking for a second?  ’ ‘  i’ve sort of had feelings for you.  ’ ‘  today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, fifty feet of crap, then me.  ’ ‘  why am i friends with these people?  ’ ‘  i eat by myself in the alley because everyone hates me.  ’ ‘  i’m a lone wolf. a loner. alone. all alone. forever.  ’ ‘  my life is an embarrassment! i should just go live under somebody’s stairs.  ’ ‘  if i died, the only way people would know that i was here would be the ass print on this chair!  ’ ‘  i always thought if you and i got married, that would be the one that stuck.  ’ ‘  hi, i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable.  ’ ‘  i am not ‘blah’, i am a hoot!  ’ ‘  i just realized i can sleep with my eyes open.  ’ ‘  up until i was 25, i thought that the only response to ‘i love you’ was ‘oh, crap!’  ’ ‘  if the homo sapiens, were in fact ‘homo’ sapiens, is that why they’re extinct?  ’ ‘  do you think i need a new walk?  ’ ‘  you don’t own a tv? what’s all your furniture pointed at?  ’ ‘  just think of it like this: the third day. monday, one day. tuesday, two day. wednesday… when? huh? what day? thursday! the third day!  ’ ‘  eye-contact? i hope you were using protection!  ’ ‘  you were right, and from now on, yo make all my decisions for me.  ’ ‘  you said your boss wants to buy your baby?  ’ ‘  why god, why?!! we had a deal!! let the others grow old! not me!!  ’ ‘  last night i was finishing off a pizza and she said, ‘a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!’ i don’t need that kind of talk in my house!  ’ ‘  you’re druuuuunk. mom and dad are gonna be maaaad! …maybe i’m a little drunk.  ’ ‘  let her know i like her? are you insane?  ’ ‘  what’s it gonna take for you to forgive me?  ’ ‘  isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?  ’ ‘  you’re crying over a doritos commercial.  ’ ‘  that fake british woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance.  ’ ‘  i think it’d be better for my ego if we didn’t stand right next to each other.  ’ ‘  seriously… good luck on marrying me.  ’ ‘  there is no ‘us’, okay?  ’ ‘  i fell for you and i get clobbered. you then fall for me and i again, somehow, get clobbered.  ’ ‘  it’s just not worth it.  ’ ‘  we are never gonna happen, okay? accept that.  ’ ‘  you know what? you’re the one who ended it.  ’ ‘  i ended it because i was mad at you. not because i stopped loving you.  ’ ‘  imagine the worst things you think about yourself. now, how would you feel if the one person you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.  ’ ‘  you were worth the wait.  ’ ‘  that’s our baby.  ’ ‘  you deserve to be with someone who appreciates and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing and adorable and sexy you are.  ’

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    DAN VS. SENTENCE STARTERS: EPISODE 1-3

“I can’t believe how much I hate everything.”

“If you kiss me, I’ll make you pancakes.”

“There’s only one possible culprit; WOLFMAN!”

“I told ___ I wouldn’t help you get revenge anymore.”

“You shouldn’t let ____ push you around.”

“He’s an evil beast with an unsavory bloodlust - of course he jogs!”

“STOP LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD!”

“You can’t go kidnapping children!”

This is much nicer than the last jail I was in.“

“There might be a soup-related emergency.”

“What I do in the privacy of my pockets is my business!”

“What about this situation would make me happy?!”

“All that anger’s not good for you, you know.”

“I’ve got better things to do than looking for mythical creatures!”

“Come back with as much silver as you can find. And a cupcake.”

“I still don’t feel right about this. I mean, I’ve done some questionable things before, but…”

“I’ve heard this place is haunted.”

“Oh no, I ran over another cyclist!”

“What maniac shoots a guy in the butt with an arrow?!”

“The guy scratches my car and you want to kill him?”

“You’ve got some serious anger issues.”

“What the heck would you make a swinging lamp for? It makes me want to burn down the 70′s.”

“What are it’s weaknesses? How do I hurt it?”

“Well, that’s the first time I’ve ever been thrown out of a library.”

“Is there a time limit on revenge?”

“Are you going to behave yourself this time?”

“I can help you, but I’m going to want something in return.”

“I’m not killing someone for the librarian.”

“You date a married woman, you get hit by a bus - karma.”

“It still counts as one thing if the cookies are inside the milkshake.”

“If ___ jumped off a cliff, would you?”

“Am I the only one who cares about getting revenge on New Mexico?”

“Some people are desert people.”

“Hydrogen. Shut up.”

“For once in your miserable life, you didn’t let me down.”

“What do you expect from hot air balloonists? They’re just bad people.”

“Oh, so YOU’RE the only one that gets to play with the death ray?”

“There’s nothing holy about Toledo.”

“Another horrible day made slightly better with cookies.”

“I was attacked by a ninja last night.”

“How do you know so much about this stuff?”

“I can carry a sword when I want to.”

“Wow. That is the most I’ve ever heard you say at one time.”

“You know I had a life before we met, right?”

“Kill me? Over my dead body!”

“Unfortunately for your friends, they know too much.”

“Be more handsome.”

“We can’t risk me, can we? I’m precious.”

“I keep coming back to the whole “not liking this plan at all” thing.”

“I am much more suave, debonair, and sophisticated than that!”

“I get mad at everything and I yell a lot.”

“Flying monkeys? This time of year?”

“Help! Someone! This is very confusing!”

“He exploded! We won!”

“It’s not gibberish. It’s Japanese.”

“I don’t understand what your blood feud has to do with my cookies.”

“If you die will they still come after me?”

“I would appreciate, as a favor to me, that you not die.”

“Great, rookie. Now he’s poisoned AND unconscious.”

“Are we going to kill him or what?”

“Bet you’re not so tough without that sword.”

“Ah, the sweet taste of revenge and chocolate chips.”

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I didn’t realize my queue was still running here. But I have moved Yuri

Moved to mckeitbeautiful

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FAMILY     REFERENCES    /     SENTENCE    STARTERS  .

i    :     in reference to siblings .

❝ i’m not here to see you. i’m here to see your brother/sister. ❞

❝ so, how many siblings did you say you had again? ❞

❝ sometimes i wish i had a sibling or two. ❞

​❝ where ever my brother/sister goes, i go. from now on. ❞

❝ i have a long lost sibling out there somewhere. ❞

❝ you are like my brother/sister. ❞

​❝ you are brother/sister to me. ❞

​❝ you are the brother/sister i never had. ❞

​❝ no offense but, your brother/sister scares me. ❞

​❝ if you brother/sister knew about us … come on. ❞

​❝ me and my siblings don’t get along that well.  ❞

​❝ i never knew you had a brother/sister. why didn’t you tell me? ❞

​❝ i always wondered what it would be like to have a twin. ❞

​❝ for a twin, you all look nothing a like. ❞

​❝ i have a twin brother/sister somewhere out there. ❞

​❝ my brother/sister and i don’t get along anymore. ❞

​❝ hey, we should invite your brother/sister to come with us. ❞

❝ me and your brother/sister, we might .. kind of … like each other. ❞ 

​❝ my brother/sister would have liked you. ❞

​❝ you remind me of my brother/sister. ❞

​❝ sometimes i just think about what my brother/sister might do. ❞

​❝ me and my siblings go everywhere together, what did you expect?  ❞

​❝ my brothers/sisters are always into trouble but not me. ❞

​❝ i’m the only good sibling between me and my siblings.. ❞

ii    :     in reference to parents .

❝ so, your parents turned out to not be your actual parents.. ❞

❝ i didn’t realize we were at that point in our relation/friendship to meet parents. ❞

❝ i thought you might of wanted to meet my parents. ❞

​❝ no offense but your mom(s)/dad(s) scare me. ❞

❝ i’m not sure that your parents like me very much. ❞

❝ wait, you want me to meet your parents? ❞

​❝ my parents are going to freak out if they find out. ❞

​❝ are you insane? my parents will kill me, bring me back, then kill me again! ❞

​❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) are fighting again.. ❞

​❝ your parents give me hope that love does last. ❞

​❝ i don’t even get along with my own parents, let alone yours!  ❞

​❝ i think we should definitely call our parents. ❞

​❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) will know what to do, trust me. ❞

​❝ wait, you want me to lie to my parents? ❞

​❝ my parents took my phone, so i couldn’t text or anything. ❞

​❝ i can’t go, my parents want me to either stay in or go with them somewhere. ❞

​❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) called yours and so, that’s how i know. ❞

❝ wait, my mom(s)/dad(s) called you? why? ❞

​❝ my parents are grounding me, i’m not sneaking out anymore. ❞

​❝ okay, just let me go ask my mom(s)/dad(s). ❞

​❝ i asked my mom(s)/dad(s), she/he/they said no. ❞

​❝ what your parents don’t know won’t hurt them, right?  ❞

​❝ hey, i think your mom(s)/dad(s) are starting to like me finally. ❞

​❝ so, you just found out that you were actually adopted? ❞

iii    :     in reference to children .

❝ cute kid, is he/she yours? ❞

❝ do you have any kids? ❞

❝ wouldn’t you like to have kids some day? ❞

​❝ how many kids would you want to have in the future? ❞

❝ do you ever think of having kids with me? ❞

❝ i have a kid, things are different now. ❞

​❝ i’d rather hang out with my kid than hang out with you. ❞

​❝ you can walk with me to pick my son/daughter up from school if you want. ❞

​❝ i don’t think i’m really ready to have anymore kids, what about you? ❞

​❝ so, you have kids? how many? ❞

​❝ i’ve raised enough kids to know better than that. ❞

​❝ hey, she’s/he’s just a kid, leave she/he alone. ❞

​❝ you’re really good with kids. ❞

​❝ wow, i’ve never seen anyone so good with kids before. ❞

​❝ i’m really good with kids considering i have one of my own. ❞

​❝ sometimes i think i should just have more kids. ❞

​❝ i’m good at a lot except for being a parent, it seems. ❞

❝ i’ve seen you with your kid, you’re doing a fine job. ❞

​❝ the hardest thing to do is to raise my son/daughter. ❞

​❝ you worry too much, i’m sure you’re daughter/son will be fine. ❞

​❝ i met your daughter/son, he/she seems wonderful, sweet almost. ❞

​❝ i like the idea of having kids more i think.  ❞

​❝ it’s natural as a parent to worry for their child, relax. ❞

​❝ my child drives me crazy but i love him/her and wouldn’t have it any other way. ❞

iv    :     in reference to all the above .

❝ i’m leaving town, going to stay with some of my family. ❞

❝ today is the day i meet with my real family, wish me luck. ❞

❝ you are more than family to me. ❞

​❝ my whole family decided to come into town and stay a bit. ❞

❝ are you worried about meeting my family? because you shouldn’t. ❞

❝ have you seen my family? crazy is an understatement. ❞

​❝ i wish i had a family, but i’ll never know the feeling. ❞

​❝ you are lucky to have a family, that’s all i’ve ever wanted. ❞

​❝ i will do anything and everything for my family, no matter what. ❞

​❝ you are family to me, more so than some of my actual family. ❞

​❝ it’s the closest thing i’ve got to a family.  ❞

​❝ this family is falling a part and it is all your fault! ❞

​❝ you’re the reason our family is the way it is now. ❞

​❝ i don’t think your family likes me very much. ❞

​❝ i have a complicated relationship with my in-laws. ❞

​❝ what’s it like to have a family? i’ve never known. ❞

​❝ one day, we are going to have a family of our own. ❞

❝ do you want to start a family with me one day? ❞

​❝ i have a really big/small family. ❞

​❝ where is your family? ❞

​❝ i don’t have a family. ❞

​❝ we are not family anymore.  ❞

​❝ we’re no longer family as far as i’m concerned. ❞

​❝ if you mess with any of my family then you’re messing with all of us. ❞

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when your best friend comes all the way to your country to give you a bouquet of tulips for your birthday

Happy Birthday, Otabek! 2017.10.31

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Hit on my muse

Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.

Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.

I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!

You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?

Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!

I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.

Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.

My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is  it hot in here or is it just you?

I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!

You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

It’s  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

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MOM starter sentences pt 2of2

“ i live in the closet. “

“ i got you a perfume that’s a little less obvious. “

“ do not do the pity voice with me. “

“ oh, dear, now you’re upset. “

“ how about i take you to lunch tomorrow? “

“ that sounds super fun, and nutritious. “

“ it makes me look poor. “

“ how can you afford that? “

“ you’re an evil genius. “

“ the other day i found one in the refrigerator. “

“ close your eyes. “

“ i understand you ordering lava cake; i don’t understand how you got it on your ass. “

“ so you started on a lie! all the best relationships start that way. “

“ it’s happening, it’s happening, it’s happening! “

“ would you please calm down? “

“ you deserve to be happy too. “

“ oh, screw it. “

“ so how about we shave those legs and say yes? “

“ hi, snickerdoodle, what’s up? “

“ i know you’re jealous of me. you’ve always been jealous of me. “

“ i would love to have dinner with you. “

“ stop saying ‘we.’ “

“ now i don’t care. “

“ i’m a miracle. “

“ it’s 10 o’clock, all my questions are answered. “

“ maybe the perfect gentleman came back to bend you over the couch. “

“ come on in and tell me all about it. “

“ you have hit the button of all buttons! “

“ i got to drive a ferrari. “

[plisetskotik]

[plisetskotik]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEKAAAAA 🐻🎉🎉🎉 ((this turned out sad orz, someone pla make Beka’s wish come true))

and … tbc :^)

[plisetskotik]

honestly ,  don’t ship with me unless you’re willing to accept that i will be in your IM’s or ask   (   or other forms of contact   )   yelling and screaming in capitals.  or that i will be sending every meme i see , or answering every starter and liking every starter call.  or that i will reblog things that remind me of our ship or thread or verse and tag you in it.  or that i will send you links to things that remind me of our babies.  i am always super excited about my ships and i’m not afraid to show it.