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It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Lol
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I once put my phone in a glass of water to snooze my alarm.
woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
#ive also driven in the wrong direction 200 miles and just thought the road signs were backwards#i didnt realize it was actually wrong until i saw a 'welcome to iowa' sign
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If you ever needed proof that the new hate crimes laws are a good thing lmao
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i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here
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"you're not a true Christian unless you're a sugar daddy for God"
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People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan
People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan More info: Website | Instagram…
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I worked 50 hours last week and I'm gonna be working 55+ hours this week.
I have to wake up in 6 hours for work.
I love y'all, but I need some gall dang downtime.
I'm down for sproadically sharing memes and stuff, but I LITERALLY do not have the energy to talk with friends right now. Ya girl has narcolepsy and chronic fatigue syndrome diagnosed by the Mayo clinic in Rochester MN.
I love y'all, but please realize I am ALWAYS exhausted. and now, with these early shifts and extended hours, even more.
Please give me a damn break when I don't respond. I'm so fucking tired.
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This was 7!! Years ago. Love it.
I can’t remember if I uploaded this before?
Anyway, here’s me saying meow.
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