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not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
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no offense but if u just straight up drink milk then I will never listen to a word u say to me
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spotify discover weekly playlist: You like shitty indie bands where the male lead vocalist can’t sing and so he overcompensates by singing in a kind of silly overenunciated voice and the background is some clumsy fingerpicking and he says Fuck a lot, right ?
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I am hungry but cannot be bothered to cook or afford to order food a tragedy
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when you try and improve yourself but you’re still the same

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the robot apocalypse will be caused by people talking about the robot apocalypse so much that the robots will think that’s what we want and they’re just trying their best
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Way too many parents need to learn the difference between “a child being disrespectful” and “a human person expressing an opinion that differs from theirs”
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reblog if you support the idea of Will Byers being happy
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