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I think Jupiter is hotter personally but we all have our types

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"i'm old and obsolete, nobody bothers to watch tv anymore, nobody wants me" BRO YOU ARE FIFTEEN FEET TALL. THE LAKERS! THE LAKERS NEED YOU! THEY NEED YOU SO BAD!!

YOU SHOULD BE BALLIN!!

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WE DO NOT TAKE L'S, WE TAKE INCONSISTENT W'S!

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Y'all remember minecraft smps? That shit was good or bad, depending 🔥

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I SAW AN EDIT OF THEM ON TIKTOK THE SHIP EXISTS

does this ship exist

can I ship them

cause I think I do

idk what their ship name would be but something with the word "puzzle" in it

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ok but Pinterest is totally the wedding planner right?

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"is that ship canon?" "it's implied to be canon" "so it's canon?" "no it's implied" what

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hi Ramb :D

everybody say hi ramb

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Fundy needs more fics if you ask me, I love c!Fundy

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there's literally everything I can't draw, from folds to chiaroscuro, but... I've finished it, and I'm even a little proud of myself 🤏🏻

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in american culture it's actually disrespectful to take time off of your job because it's seen as an insult to the economy

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some of yall are white and you have to swallow your shame and accept you are white and sometimes you will do microagressions and it's best to just listen to other voices then double down on it or get super defensive about it.

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i hate when a piece of kids media is so well made that people start saying "clearly this was made FOR adults not for silly little babies. we are the true target demographic" like cmon man. you don't have to pretend it's something it isn't. sometimes things that are made for 12 year olds are good.

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I know a lot of people are a big fan of wlw and mlm for this ship, but hear me out:

Tumblr and Ao3 would absolutely be nonbinary. You cannot tell me these particular anthropomorphized websites would be interested in gender. At all.

These two are absolutely enbyfriends.

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i love you consistent meals i love you steady blood sugar i love you little snacks i love you non-diet foods i love you full-fat yogurt i love you sugary drinks i love you intuitive eating i love you full stomach i love you breaking free from diet culture i love you body that just wants to keep me alive

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Conversational skill check: Work acquaintance mentions in an offhand tone with no discernible expression that they have recently lost over 20 pounds. They fail to elaborate. A response is expected.

Me, rolling a 6: …On purpose?

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I promise you were not placed on this earth to try and shrink your body until you die.