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is shifting to the property probably a bad idea given the Everything? yes. will this stop me? unfortunately no
#i watch the soulsucker mv and im just like I Have To Go To There#razz.txt#reality shifting#shiftblr#last night i had the strangest dream of all
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preparing for any eventuality once i shift to my parx dr and can report back
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Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath
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see id like to go shift really but my derealization has been getting BAD bad lately and i fear if i dont somehow miraculously manage to get to my dr first try that will just make it worse
#i could always just like. relax and let the universe do the work for me. but also. I'm Impatient#razz.txt
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Is it me or is Tumblr marking every post as inappropriate? I was making intro for my Harry Potter dr and it got marked as inappropriate, mind you it is completely sfw
#yeah ive definitely noticed like a severe uptick#i feel like they're trying to make the site more advertiser friendly or something and severely overcompensating#chatter
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just here to say this page is not a safe space for terf shifters. gtfo. please and thank yew.
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realistically who would stop me from scripting that i have alexandria's genesis
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do you just haunt shiftblr waiting for someone to forget the f
in my head we’re all friends 😭
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reminder that you can shift anytime, anywhere, under any condition. it doesn’t matter if you’re exhausted, if you’re spiralling, if you’ve just remembered an email you forgot to send and now you’re in a fugue state of regret. it doesn’t matter if you’ve put shifting on a pedestal so high it’s getting altitude sickness (even then, a pedestal is just a glorified step stool. kick it over. nothing is above you, nothing is out of reach), or if your brain is complied of intrusive thoughts and mental white noise. you could be in a grocery store queue, on a sinking ship, in the middle of a hostage negotiation. and could still shift.
people love a reason why not. alas, the conditions are not set in stone. they never were. consciousness is liquid gold. it seeps through cracks, it adapts. you don’t need the stars to align. you don’t need the perfect night, the perfect mood, the perfect silence. you need exactly what you already have... a mind.
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Ever After High DR where you're the child of Shrek and Fiona.
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yeah some people don’t believe in reality shifting but some people also don’t believe women can orgasm so I stopped trusting other peoples opinions a long time ago
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highly recommend making stupid blinkies for your drs
#razz.txt#reality shifting#shiftblr#fame dr#musician dr#twitch streamer dr#nico bourbaki is a bitch ass motherfucker!#he's seen my kinlist! he knows!
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If I could teleport I'd be such a slut
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average day on springflower twt 2
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excerpts from last night's 3 am brainrotting over my own damn ep
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"you can't just script things out of spite!"

#im restoring the natural order of things#razz.txt#reality shifting#shiftblr#he's seen my kinlist! he knows!#is this joke even funny to anyone else
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do you ever hear a song and be like "yup im stealing this for my fame dr"
#LMAOO me with . panic! at the disco's entire discography#picking brendon urie up by the scruff and putting him in a little trashcan . my band now :)#misc#he's seen my kinlist! he knows!
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