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i remember you from when we were bugs

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“God is dead” -Zendaya

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Y’all see it too right?

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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unicorn hunters on Tinder be like “ooh come fuck my husband ;)” go fuck your own damn husband

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cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

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i really do believe that the answer to a lot of people's self hatred is not to try and reassure them that they are wonderful and okay and enough, but instead to remind them theyre a completely unremarkable regular ass person who is not the center of the universe or especially important so why would they expect themselves to be some superhuman savior. like there really is a kernel of out of control self importance at the heart of thinking youre an evil lazy piece of shit. because why would you expect you be anything but just like some guy. if you wouldnt expect the guy who works at the vape shop or your mailman or whatever to be able to do something then why would you expect yourself to? youre just some random ass person. its fine

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pyramid conspiracies are so funny cause like yeah theyre extremely impressive feats of engineering but its not like. crazy unbelievable. i think even as a kid if you asked me how i thought the pyramids were built id be like "i think they probably cut rocks into rectangles and stacked them. it probably took a very long time." aliens or power plants would not remotely be on my list of options yknow.

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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curious. anyway,

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peeing is stupid. i put water in my body it should stay there.

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when will my thesis defend me

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