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A possum but it wears a beanie and critiques your trash for not being gourmet

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The difference between artists meeting their fans.

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randoms, yes?

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Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome

This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.

His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.

Credits: GoblinsStoleMyHouse

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Beyonce Knowles will stay up until 3 and 4 in the morning reviewing her videos for every element from choreography to lighting before they are uploaded. She runs her rehearsals and sound checks until she believes them to be immaculate, and memorizes every detail even while she's performing.

Remember that "somebody's getting fired" clip? No one would have noticed a missed lighting cue from the audience, but she did, and she knew it was a problem because she expected her tech team to remember. She isn't passive in her success.

Her attention to detail is currently unmatched, her work ethic is inhuman. To say NOTHING of her vocal range and diaphragm control. If you think she doesn't have brilliant vocal techniques then you are lying. Her projection in both lower and higher registers is operatic. She is unapologetically black, and doesn't shy away from it just because of her platform as an artist.

She doesn't fall into formulaic systems of creativity either. She doesn't do things just because they are guaranteed to sell. If she sees something that makes her feel some type of way, she implements that. She hired Todrick Hall to choreograph some of her work, after seeing him on YouTube.

She doesn't just sit on her money either. She was on the ground with her charity BeyGood for hurricane relief in Puerto Rico BEFORE the U.S. Government.

As an artist, a creator, a visionary, a philanthropist, and a performer she is powerful.

She exemplifies what it means to be a black woman in the 21st Century. Firing on all cylinders and still gracefully navigating sexism, racism, and people trying to downplay her capability.

People love to try and tear her down. Nobody wants to respect the hustle.

Beyoncé is UNDERrated.

The tea is that people are just uncomfortable with the fact that a black woman is the greatest performer  of the generation (the last few generations actually). So they have to call her overrated bc she is undeniably talented and out performs everyone who has tried to step up

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I’m a 25 year old single mom of 3 kids. I started dating a new man after from being in a toxic relationship with my other kids father for the last 3 years. Although I was on birth control when the new guy and I started dating, I still THOUGHT he was using protection and insisted that he used them, but I somehow ended up pregnant.

I’m not in any predicament to be with child or take care of a new child at all.

When my new boyfriend found I was pregnant, he was all for it and begged me to keep the child. I was completely reluctant. He is now showing his true colors.

After my pregnancy was confirmed, he became very abusive and controlling.

The first time he hit me was because I didn’t want to go home with him after he said the baby wasn’t his. He’s claiming that I cheated on him (i didn’t), and a few times after that over minor things like my ex picking up his children because he doesn’t like us in contact.

I’m tired of the abuse and the pain, this would really be my way out. I don’t want to have any ties to him at all.

He’s now claiming that the baby isn’t his (again) because I’ve asked him to pay for the abortion.

I can’t afford an abortion so basically I’m asking if you could donate to please help me get out this situation.

Anything at all helps. Please reblog, donate share whatever!

I’m currently 7 weeks now and trying to get the procedure done before it’s too late legally.

In my area, an abortion costs $700 and I’m trying to get as close to that amount as I can. CashApp: SantoyaRose PayPal: paypal.me/santoyarose Venmo: SantoyaRose

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hey why is clickhole so good sometimes

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A roomba that expels filth instead of cleaning it.

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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.