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I don't know how auto clicker extensions work, but I am determined to win.

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If your tummy itches when you wear jeans, you have a nickel allergy and should paint the back of the buttion with nail polish. Okay I am going into the woods forever now. I love you.

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This is gold this, absolute gold, the most over the top melodramatic hysterical ridiculous thing I’ve ever read

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the phrase "why? well, it's a sex thing for me" is always on the tip of my tongue and one of these days it's going to slip free with catastrophic consequences

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How about… Grian and ace attorney Mayhaps..

he really is just a guy

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how to tell your dad to get checked for autism without getting bitch slapped & disowned

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Whatever the case, feel free to write long-winded explanations in the tags, I WILL read them!

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Whatever the case, feel free to write long-winded explanations in the tags, I WILL read them!

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Measured in letters, not syllables. Please do *not* put your deadname in the tags, I don't want to know that

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do you ever think about ariana griande and how popstar would be an INCREDIBLY efficient career for a watcher and go. wow estrogen literally could've saved her

ive tried to come up with a suitable response to this for days now but honestly nothing i can say would ever be funnier than what youve put down here. anon we shall have a spring wedding 10000/10 ask i love you

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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

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Oh oh! Would you be willing to draw the spectre and the Long Quiet? Specifically that scene where she circles around you! It might be good posing practice plus is it one of my favorite scenes on in the game haha! (Besides when the Fury literally explodes you)

c’mon, give her a ride.

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anotherrrrr symmetry drawing of my oc rhiannon i love herrrr

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we should throw politicians in the ocean

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I headcannon doc as being a system and having chronic fatigue

my favourite physical disability hermit hcs because projection is sexy

•Grian gets chronic pain in his legs and feet. It leads to him flying around a lot and hovering rather than standing around: it gives him some nice rest.

•Keralis has sight issues. He's not blind by any means, but his vision is cloudy and faded out.

•Doc has arthritis in his real hand but instead of just dealing with it, he invented a high-tech version of finger splints with things like a communicator or a map built in as holograms.

•Bdubs has leg and lower back pain. He has a heated blanket waiting in his bed every night for him, and sometimes has a heat pack strapped to his back under his shirt. (The strap-on heat pack is from Pearl.)

•Cleo is a zombie, so sometimes her limbs fall off and she just... goes on without them until she needs them again. Joe has to make a finger delivery to her at least once a month because he finds them lying around.

•Tango has to steam his face every two weeks because his redstone eyes make it difficult to see.

•Iskall only has one eye, so they have no depth perception. Stress thinks it's a little funny to throw things to them instead of passing them.

•Etho has a throat condition where talking is sometimes difficult. He's also immunocompromised, but he had the mask long before he knew that.

•Scar uses mobility aids. He switches between his wheelchair, cane, or leg braces, depending on his vibe that day.

•Impulse uses knee supports. Similar to Scar, he has different colours for different occasions. Cyberpunk, summer, sciencey...

•Zedaph has hearing aids.

•Xisuma uses a cannula under his mask.

please share your disability hermit/traffic headcanons..... i crave them........