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The Pride and Prejudice Hand Flex Scene™ but it’s Them

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Sidious totally knew what he was doing when he knew he had to turn JUST Anakin to the Dark Side. Because sure, on paper it maybe sounds like it'd be a win for the Sith to have BOTH Anakin and Obi-Wan defect to the Dark Side, except that if that had happened (in this very cracky Obikin AU I am making up on the fly here) you know they'd be lowkey terrible at it.

Like they're absolutely scary and threatening and can kick anyone's ass if they want to, but once "freed" from choosing to/having to actually help anyone, those two assholes would never get anything done that didn't involve lazing around being fancy and carrying on with one another. Sheev would be like "So Lord Vader, you did lay waste to that planet I told you to destroy this morning, right?" and Anakin, who's probably not even wearing anything but a silk robe (and hasn't for weeks), just sighs dramatically and is like "...oh, oops. Well, it's just that I didn't feel like it and I was sleepy and it sounded super boring" and makes a pouty face at Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan is like "yes, Master, he didn't feel like it and also he was very busy and really it's not his fault, the poor thing".

Sidious knows he should probably just kill them both, and frankly would love to and has tried several times now, but regrettably he's outnumbered. Every time he tries to give Anakin any kind of consequences for not doing his job Obi-Wan probably threatens to have them both hit the old man with Force lightning. Eventually the rest of Sidious' plans fall apart because the boys keep getting distracted, or declining assignments because Anakin doesn't want to go out in the rain or whatever (and of course, Obi-Wan doesn't think that he should have to if he doesn't want to, and are we gonna have a problem here???).

Anakin ends up fulfilling his destiny and destroying the Sith simply by hooking up with Obi-Wan and being bad at his job. 😂

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No! No-please-

You started this, Master.

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Did you think I wouldn't be able to find you?

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I’m not a big fan of Sith Obi-wan, but... 😂🙈

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Sparring time 😳🤤🤤🤤🙄

“You still have so much to learn my dear padawan...”

“I’m not your pada.... mmmmm”

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Sith! Obikin commission for @ anketbast on Twitter

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star wars: prequels incorrect quotes (2/?)

insp

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if you don't know how to end a written work you should be able to just let the words fade out like an 80s song and not resolve anything for the reader

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Their Emotional Support

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power

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got a little lazy with this one

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obiwan leades anakin to the council 21 BBY holophoto in color

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When your former padawan disobeys the council for the 63846336th time.