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gonzo when we play seven minutes in heaven

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Mood

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Dr. Teeth is so dang cute, gosh

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Nails: done

Big time-consuming important thing: aced

Daveplush: snuggled

Muppets: joyous

George: Burns

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The Smuppets were curious about him before he was even finished, and mobbed him the moment they met him. Orange got especially unruly and pulled down his hood, earning himself a swat on the butt. But they’ve gotten along very well since.

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That’s right, get yer snout deep in there you sick little bastard. That’s what you’ve wanted all this time, right? You don’t need to breathe so what are you complaining about?

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I just bought the stupidest fucking awesome obscenely Bro-coded hat. When it eventually gets here, I know exactly what scene I'm going to use it for holy sht

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im rlly sure you wont be able to scare me off lul i like your stuff and you seem like a really creative person i mean like im so glad society is so diverse because i can see puppet porn on my laptop any time of the day because of you -📀

Oh excellent!! I appreciate you saying I’m creative because I often feel like I’m not. Though right now I’m drowning in ideas but dealing with a lot of stuff that makes it hard to actually sit down and record stuff. At least the big thing that’s been keeping me busy is over for a bit as of tomorrow.

Man, I’m also glad the world is so diverse- I never imagined getting more than 10 followers here, much less 100! I plan to keep making puppet porn for a while, serving up fresh plump rumps to the hungry masses until y’all get a tummy ache from glutting yourselves.

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I’m glad to hear that no one thought this was entirely gross!

If any of you three that said yes you’re interested want to visit my DM’s you’re more than welcome to and we can talk logistics!

I hesitate to bring this up because:

a) I'm allergic to anything that feels vaguely parasocial and

b) this project is not meant to be a money making thing but I had this utterly unhinged idea last night and I'm just curious what people think. I had someone ask me about taking a commission to make a smuppet a while back, but I don't want to steal any business from @lolliepops-rox who makes wonderful ones. However! Consider this: You commission me for not just a real smuppet, but I'll make a publicly posted video with it and then send the smuppet to you. I'm ball-parking like $75-100 for this. For $50 more, you get a custom non-Tumblr safe vid which can be public or private, and the smuppet. Is this too gamergirl bathwater or am I thinking way too much of myself here? idk. I promise this isn't the start of me slinging microtransactions around, I'm no AAA game publisher, and I will reiterate that I do it for the love of the game and committing to the bit, not the exactly $0 I've made off of this endeavor. I just wanted to throw this 100% hinge-free idea into the wild.

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Rode hard and put away WET

(He got a bath before the last pic but he looked fun like that)

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Bro x Smuppets

I have some other sets queued up but I love this set. This is where it all started. “This will be hilarious,” I thought…

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I hesitate to bring this up because:

a) I'm allergic to anything that feels vaguely parasocial and

b) this project is not meant to be a money making thing but I had this utterly unhinged idea last night and I'm just curious what people think. I had someone ask me about taking a commission to make a smuppet a while back, but I don't want to steal any business from @lolliepops-rox who makes wonderful ones. However! Consider this: You commission me for not just a real smuppet, but I'll make a publicly posted video with it and then send the smuppet to you. I'm ball-parking like $75-100 for this. For $50 more, you get a custom non-Tumblr safe vid which can be public or private, and the smuppet. Is this too gamergirl bathwater or am I thinking way too much of myself here? idk. I promise this isn't the start of me slinging microtransactions around, I'm no AAA game publisher, and I will reiterate that I do it for the love of the game and committing to the bit, not the exactly $0 I've made off of this endeavor. I just wanted to throw this 100% hinge-free idea into the wild.

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Hi???? This blog is scratching a very very weird part of my brain. youre doing gog’s work keep it up 👍👍✨✨

Ayyy, nice!! I made this blog because I also realized this stuff was scratching something for me too, and sharing it even more so. Thank you for the lovely message!

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just saw some random post that said they associated asexuality with plushies.

Well, I immediately thought of your blog and laughed.

Haha! Beautiful!

I'm not asexual but shout out to all my homies who are, plush lovers or not!