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it’s been literal weeks and i’ve only just realised this is meant to be read as “healthy burgers” and not “heal thy burgers”

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First look at Newt Scamander in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them.

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Gibby

Hey audience, So I've noticed a few things about John Gibbons that I'm a little confused about. Let me start with the fact I love Gibby. I think he's a great manager. But his use of the bullpen has been troubling. Sanchez, Osuna and Lowe are all studs. And Cecil was great as well before he got hurt. But like, we can't just go with them every single time. In a blowout game, it would've been a perfect time for tepera or loup to come in. Also, why would he give the hook to hendricks so quickly? The double was Smoak's fault. Should've been an error. Then he brings Osuna in. Now our closer has another inning of work and he gave up a homerun. Hendricks could've done that. Gibby should've just let Liam grind it out. Gibby, it's ok to go with the studs in close games, but in blowouts, please save their arms. Thanks

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Update

Yeah I caved. I've bought coffee the last two days. I'm weak. Ps. The kid Marcus stroman is going to do big things tonight!

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Hey earthlings,

Today’s post is going to be short-ish. Why does coffee need to be addicting? Can’t a substance exist that has the properties of coffee without the detrimental addictive factors? Like I’ve had a headache all day, but I’ve taken a stand against buying coffee every day. Stop Big Coffee! So you guys get this post instead.

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Jays

Hey guys, Sorry for the long hiatus. Life stuff got in the way. So a lot of people have been calling out jays bandwagon jumpers. (I am not a jumper, although I've only followed them closely for the passed few years). I think it's absolute bull crap. First of all, if the jays were this good and no one was talking about them or going to the games, the people who call out jumpers would be saying things like, "ugh. No one is supporting the team. What a terrible fan base." So those people would be unhappy either way. Secondly, bandwagon fans are GOOD FOR THE TEAM! When there are 45000+ people going to a game, people are going to be pumping money into Toronto bars, people will be paying for trains and taxis and buses and subway. The economic effects from the jays being good are HUGE for both the city and the province. Finally, when a team is good, more people go to games and more people talk about the team. That happens for every sports franchise. It doesn't mean the people who don't go to games when the team is bad aren't fans. It means they have less incentive to travel to the game to watch their team get hammered. Caveat: the higher price for tickets is going to be annoying, but I'd rather pay more to go to a packed house than pay less and have me, my girlfriend and two other people be the only ones at the game. Go jays go. Being down 0-2 is nothing! Rally caps boys. I still have the November Bush party in my calendar!

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“Look, I’m going to level with you: I have no context for this game. I remember literally nothing else about this game. […] The fact that this game didn’t really matter makes it even better. On any given night, someone might do something so ridiculous and amazing that we’ll yell at our TVs and/or break Twitter.”

Guest contributor Patrick Truby remembers J.R. Smith coming to life and leaving Gary Neal deceased in today’s installment of Dunk History.

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Toronto Blue Jays third baseman Josh Donaldson gets a sports drink shower from teammate Ben Revere after hitting a walkoff home run against the Tampa Bay Rays during the team’s final regular season home game on Sunday September 27, 2015 Photo: Frank Gunn/The Canadian Press

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Breakfast at dinner time

I know this will be a controversial subject for some people, but I HATE the fact that breakfast food at dinner time has become a thing. Why does this exist? Pancakes are meant to be eaten during the today show, not the tonight show. Waffles should be eaten at sunrise not sunset. I can continue with the comparisons all day but the fact of the matter is eating breakfast food after eleven am is weird and unnatural. People who do this should give their head a shake. Ugh. The jays lost last night. Which is bad. I miss when the bullpen didn’t give up runs. Big game tonight to decide the series. That’s all. Kthnxbye

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I'll just leave this here

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what women said: i really need healthcare and planned parenthood is the only place i can get it

what republicans heard: i, a literal witch indentured to satan, am thankful that the Republicans are personally paying for this dead baby store so that i can continue conjuring welfare stamps out of thin air. everyone knows that spell won't work without murdered infants. thank you, American taxpayer

Hail Obama

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Hey Dudes

Patrick here with his first post.  Thought I’d try this out as a way to get my ideas down as well as improve my writing. Hopefully you, as a Constant reader, will become enthralled with my posts and will watch my writing evolve and change.  First thing’s first. What the hell Jays! Couldn’t you get all those errors done with yesterday? Losing four of our last six against Boston is not good. Not a good team. 

I’m currently at Starbucks, taking a break from homework to make this post. (Doing work in Starbucks has been a pet peeve of mine in the past, but I caved in this case as my wonderful sister Karly (manicpanic88) offered to buy the coffees!). The homework has been completed although its efficacy is another kettle of fish. 

An interesting thing happened to me on the way home from work today (I am a cook part time in case you were wondering). I was in the left lane of the highway, going the speed limit, minding my own business, when a gentleman in an SUV felt the need to tailgate me. I’ll never understand why people do this. There is no one in that lane. Go around me. Go. Please Go. But alas, I had a piggybacker for a few kilometers. Perhaps he was interested in seeing if my car had any bumper stickers? Perhaps he was trying to alert me to a knife wielding maniac in my backseat? Perhaps he was just an A**H***. I tend to lean toward that option.

In other news, ManU won today, which is good (although I didn’t watch the game) and the Raiders won today, which is also good (although I watched ~40 seconds of the game.)

Writing my thoughts down like this has been a bizarre exercise for me to be sure. I have never kept a diary/journal and I’m sure you’ll see that I tend to jump from topics erratically!  Anyway, signing off for today. Thanks for reading.