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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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Her name is Cakes

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Vailthal: He won't put out, huh. Raphira: I've never been so frustrated in my life.

Vailthal listens as Raphira airs her woes about Wyll's sensual neck kisses that lead to nowhere.

Vailthal (left) is @nobodys-baby-now's Tav, Raphira (right) is mine!

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i need to fold him in ways not even ikea could come up with

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confía en mí, amor, lo tengo calculado si algo sale mal, pido perdón de antemano

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This has been living rent free in my head for so long, inspired by this post

I don't post as much because I lost my will to draw, idk why.

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I'm singin' a lil' song

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Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

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hungry,,,

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Falin belongs to Dungeon Meshi

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today u guys got a peek at how the sausage gets made 🤨 now imagine being a patron in my discord server and seeing More Of That………

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yknow solas from dai right and forgive me bc im sure other ppl already knew this but i just found out about this just now and now i have to say it

so i was scrolling reddit and someone was asking how come they can't seem to write solas dialogue correctly for fanfiction and someone in the comments pointed out that he, not always, but very often, speaks in IAMBIC TETRAMETER? and that's why he SOUNDS LIKE THAT?

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let's be bad at video games together

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virgin piña colada? uh, no, this is a regular piña colada. i fuck. it's important to me that you know that i fuck.