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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?
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she asked me if i cain kill her with a rock i said i might be abel to
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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal
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revealing yourself as monstrous and inhuman and expecting me NOT to fall in love? ok….
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young man. what is that you have found.
I said young man. you picked it up off the ground.
I said young man. you should put that thing down.
I don't think! that! you! should! eat that!
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beautiful women called Storage Space Running Out keep messaging me
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well. it’s the middle of june. and one could say we’re in a heatwave.
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