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Mumbo Jumbo the type of guy to have his clothes comically ripped off by the wind and be seen wearing heart boxers

Grian the type of guy to have his clothes comically ripped off by the wind and be wearing similar clothes underneath

Goodtimeswithscar the type of guy to have his clothes comically ripped off by the wind and be conveniently covered by his surroundings

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bdubs learning about (and subsequently accepting the title of) ethogirl live on stream for ur viewing pleasure

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really hope bdubs makes a powerpoint on everything he’s learned about stan twt language and presents it on stream to the hermits.  like would it inflict enough psychic damage to obliterate all of us.  yes absolutely.  but if i’m gonna die, i want the last words i ever hear to be: “oh scar you’re a skrimblo sploinky skrunkly” “…what”

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"i'm shook...... slash s-r-s" why did he say the individual letters LMAO

OkayOk so no one gonna mention he also saying tone indicators aloud??!? 🆘

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I used to get a bit annoyed by people calling Bdubs an Etho simp/stan/fangirl. I thought "They've known each other for so long, it seems a bit disrespectful to relegate Bdubs to just being a fan of Etho and not a friend."

I'll fully admit I was dead wrong. The dude's a massive Etho fangirl. He gets excited every time Etho logs onto the server. He builds things to try and impress Etho. Whenever Etho utters his name he magically materializes. He's active on Slabtwitter. He likes Etho fanart. He livetweets about watching Etho's latest episodes. He makes jokes and references that only people who regularly watch Etho's content would know. I'm pretty sure he dreams about Etho at night, and possibly has an Etho shrine in his closet. If he revealed he ran a secret Etho fan account on the side, no one would be surprised.

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lots of people talk about how hard it is to tell if scar is acting oblivious on purpose to be funny or if it’s sincere and i think there’s a scale that can be made here. bdubs says dumb things as a bit. scar says dumb things and you can’t tell if its a bit or not. jimmy says dumb things and its completely serious and sincere every time

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Life Grian: I’m getting attached to this person! I hope nothing bad happens to them

The person:

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sorry i just. third life grian killed scar, the guy he stood by and followed even after his 'contract' was up. last life grian killed mumbo, his best friend. and double life grian (inadventently) killed big b, his secret soulmate. grian is not good at keeping his loved ones alive.

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MAJOR DOUBLE LIFE SESSION 5 SPOILERS

when uh...... the first person got out.......... i gasped... and then i just started laughing really hard because why is it always him.

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Technoblade bullying people for nikki online :)

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i desperately want scott+pearl and cleo+martyn to all be red life and scott and cleo are like together just vibing or something and martyn kills pearl, and so cleo just watches scott fall dead in front of her and in a fit of rage, kills martyn, thus also killing herself.

i've wanted this since the first episode, i think it would be so cool and so angsty and everyone will cry.

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Quick hermitblr survey reblog with your favourite hermit(s) and your sexuality/gender identity/both I'm seeing a pattern but I'm not sure what. Bonus you can throw in your sexuality/gender headcanons if you want

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if it weren’t already abundantly clear, a PSA:

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He’ll be fine...

From Double Life session 2!

[ DL! Smallishbeans design + DoubleLife doodles undercut ]

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double life session 4 spoilers

scar, staring longingly at the Relation Ship: grian, can i have a flint and steel

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love that the chain of events that led to a warden running free on the double life server was ’jimmy steals scar’s horse’ -> ’scar burns down team rancher’s house’ -> ’tango leads a warden to desert duo’s base and it got loose'

just. this never would have happened if both parties were normal people. instead both tango and scar are absolutely batshit and went for the nuclear button at the smallest of slights.

and neither of them were red.

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Scar discovers the horrors of being perceived…

Okay, so, this was inspired by a post I saw (That I didn’t save unfortunately) that said something along the lines of “If Scar and Grian are soulmates that means some of the Watchers bullshitery should transfer to Scar”, plus I wanted to draw some spooky Watchers, so here we are! Basically, Scar can feel Watchers’ presence, which normally people can’t feel (Except for Grian, for obvious reasons, but he got used to it) and that makes him feel weird and paranoid, I mean, imagine thousands of eyes watching your every move! And what’s even worse, your soulmate also has these weird vibes…