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What would be the fun in that? Hell is boring. You have no idea. Ho Chi Minh...is not actually a ho, did you know that? I didn't. I didn't even know who that was.

Surprise, bitch! I bet you thought you had seen the last of me.

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Surprise, bitch! I bet you thought you had seen the last of me.

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ツ LOOK I'M SORRY

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I hate the 21st century so much.

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i can't believe i neglected this account for so long, my best blog

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I've been gone for days and no one even noticed.

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You'e not as surprised as I thought you would be. Oh well. Did you miss me, Volodya?

+ velikiyy

Well, well! Look what the cat dragged in!

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+ velikiyy

Well, well! Look what the cat dragged in!

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Each day I grow a little more disappointed in the 21st century.

I haven’t burnt down a village in a whole week.

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I haven't burnt down a village in a whole week.

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Which one of us will be convicted for murder if you do that. Not me.

No you will not because I’ll throw you out the window.

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Feed me or I will try on one of your dresses.

And what do you want me to do about this? You’re old enough to make your own food.

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I'm starving, Maya Maksimovna.

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How much money are we talking about here. And yes, she saw, she told me I needed a babysitter, and then I decided her sofa is mine now.

[ Now he's going to stuff his face with said pizza. Thanks Basmanov. ]

The walls are ugly. That's all I'm saying. Maybe add some paintings or something. They look barren. So lifeless. How do you live like this.

Oh, God, no, I’m not tasteless. Find me a nice sarafan and maybe I’ll dress up for you. I did try on some of her makeup, though. Just the mascara. I like to make my eyes stand out. 

What is a pizza, exactly. Also, is this your house? It is terribly decorated.

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Ivan’s five

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Fyodor Basmanov for kokorodzasysu! >:’DDDDD <3