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SAM.

                ❛   Are you trying to make my breakfast                                 make a second appearances?  ❜

█░ PETROVA. ░█

                ❝ quit whining &&. suck it up.                         the sooner you start accepting things                       the faster will you grow to like them. ❞

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CASSIA.

   The blonde eyed the other from head to toes, finishing    with a grin painting her lips. ” Nice shoes. ”

█░ PETROVA. ░█                ❝ nice TASTE. ❞                          her rose lips formed a smirk, expression rather                                    SATISFIED, followed by the low rise of perfectly                               manicured eyebrows.

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NINA.

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                     ❛ An incredibly attractive vampire strolls                         towards you in killer high heels, what are                         you supposed to do in that situation ? ❜

█░ PETROVA. ░█                ❝ depends, on do you actually have guts                        to APPROACH her. maybe she is even                                     more beautiful on the INSIDE?? ❞

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SAM.

                ❛   I'm really trying to keep an open                     mind here. Kinda hard when its                     a different source of food you’re                                                   talking about.  ❜

█░ PETROVA. ░█                ❝ must be REALLY hard.                         but then again, fresh food is way more delicious.                       let's go on a hunt. &&. then you may learn                              how nice 'FOOD' can be. ❞

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FLY EATER.

     ”Only when the guy at the corner’s run out of       hot dogs. More of a last resort thing, really.” 

█░ PETROVA. ░█                ❝ i would say that is gross, if there                    weren't worse things where i am from. ❞

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ATTRACTIVE BLONDIE.

( ❂ ) AT             ( ❂ )

             ❛ okay, not freaking out. semi-attractive               teenage humans aren’t really my TYPE,               let’s be honest here. but i thought we were               supposed to be keeping a low profile ?? ❜

█░ PETROVA. ░█                 ❝ well what IS your type then??                     maybe i harmed him by mistake, it seems.                     nobody saw, i think, it was kind of a male                     bathroom kind of thing. stupid boy. ❞

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BON BON.

"If alcohol is so great  why does it taste like…nothing. Oh! Did I every tell you that I made out with a girl once and I liked it!” 

█░ PETROVA. ░█                ❝ &&. i must admit, bon bon, you                    make much more FUN, when it                    is not 'save the world' mission.                    oh, really, then how was it?? ❞

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CAROLINE.

                                     † ————————- ;;

                                       ❝ to say you’ve done good would make                                      me delusional. i wouldn’t be here if i didn’t                                                have anyone else to turn to.❞

█░ PETROVA. ░█                ❝ such a KIND &&. heartwarming welcome                          to the old friend?? really nice.                       but the matter is?? since, there is obviously                            NONE capable of fixing such as the                     enormous problem of yours. i am flattered. ❞

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STEFAN.

                 “Those reasons aren’t that strange, Katherine.                              I wanted to step by and say hi ‘cause I was around                                         and thought why not. We’ve been friends for quite some time,                                                sort of….” 

█░ PETROVA. ░█                    almost confused expression forming on her                        olive skin, her manicured eyebrows placed                              in a furrow. how sweet.                        ❝ did you bring the cake too?? please, stefan                                 why are there MANY reasons i don't                             believe you just wanted a picnic.                                       unless, you got too tired of damon &&. elena                               still being the symbol of 'true love'. ❞

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ATTRACTIVE BLONDIE.

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              ❛ No, now I just watch & learn. ❜

█░ PETROVA. ░█                ❝ oh do NOT be so grumpy !!                          there are many thing to do than just                       being a FROWNY CAT. ❞

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NADIA.

podlisms              ” ——Now that attracted                 too much attention. “

█░ PETROVA. ░█                ❝ are you saying you are afraid??                           don't worry they aren't smart ENOUGH to                        actually get the pieces to whole. ❞

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ADRIENNE.

                 ” …And why would I do that? If you’re here because                  of Marcel he has a couple other witches on speed dial,                   I would suggest you go see them. I’m closed”

█░ PETROVA. ░█                ❝ hm ----- marcel. is that a name of klaus' new dog now??                        BUT no, it is not he, who interests me. much more,                      the information of klaus' whereabouts. &&. how do you                     know so much about him?? ❞

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sanguiinem.

█░ PETROVA. ░█

                  ❝ hey, hey !! do not freak out but, i kind of                            KILLED that boy from the party. i didn't really                            care enough to stop. sorry if you were interested. ❞

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carolineisms.

█░ PETROVA. ░█

                  ❝ look now, such a refreshing surprise                        to see you here, caroline. though i must ask, what                        GOOD did i do to deserve such a visit?? ❞

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webheadedhero.

█░ PETROVA. ░█

                  ❝ oh PERFECT, just tell me that you                                     eat flies also, to complete the impression. ❞

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thexdevilxwithxn.

█░ PETROVA. ░█

                  ❝ if you came because your poor beloved                        ELENA needs the world, you are free to                                             leave, stefan. or you just came because                                             of some 'strange' mysterious reasons?? ❞