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random bitter aspiring authors on "writing advice" blogs: Don't make your main characters super special mary sues. don't make them better than other people or more interesting. your main characters should be boring average guys with the personalities of wood pulp
the Epic of Gilgamesh: Gilgamesh was objectively the best man ever. He was the hottest, sexiest, most gorgeous hunk of pure manly awesomeness that ever lived and he used a sword that weighed 120 pounds.
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no one:
marianne williamson, completely unprompted:

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of course marianne williamson is top candidate among beekeepers. why. would. she. not. be
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of boris vs jeremy, it’s jeremy, but also literally anyone else over any of those two
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So our next Prime Minister will be either Boris Johnson or Jeremy Hunt.
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i don’t like either jeremy hunt or boris johnson,,, england did an oops
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#pete2020 just cause High Hopes is on his buttijams playlist
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chasten is iconic
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