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doctor, handing dustin his newborn baby: we're sorry, but your wife didn't make it.

dustin, handing the baby back to the doctor: i'm sorry, but i want the one my wife made.

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dustin, walking into the room: hey guys

jas:

caelie:

joe:

dustin: why are you all standing on chairs? are you playing a game?

jas: yeah, it's called "we just saw a big ass spider and have no idea where it went"

dustin: [scrambles to get on a chair]

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kanon: *sneezes*

jas: oh no! are you okay?

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caelie: *sneezes*

jas: bless you!

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dustin: *sneezes*

jas: shut the fuck up

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caelie: pass the salt

kanon: what’s the magic word

caelie: or else

kanon, reaching for the salt: that’s teo words but point taken

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kanon: *brings home a stray cat*

jas: didn't chibub says no more pets in the house?

caelie: we let jyunhao stay here

jas:

jas: fair enough

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caelie: do you want to have kids?

jas: no

caelie: why not?

jas: i couldn't take all the crying

caelie: they don't cry all the time

jas: no, i meant me

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is he wrong though

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♡makeup & beauty♡

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