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poke-professors · 2 days ago
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Anon magic!
ur all stuck as pokemon for 10 asks each!
//could've been funny but it already happened to two other of my blogs that are way more popular and it took ages, i won't have the patience
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poke-professors · 2 days ago
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i'm so very ultra mega hungry i could eat mega stones and wishing stars
I... I wouldn't recommend this haha! You're only joking, right?
—Sycamore☕️
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poke-professors · 2 days ago
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Hey cousins! This blog has been rather abandoned, sorry 'bout that! Hard to balance between our job and different things!
—Kuikui🌴
Buuuut we're back!! Feel free to ask some questions now!
—Burnet🌊
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poke-professors · 2 days ago
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Do the other professors know that Rowan one time successfully fought off Team Galactic grunts with only his bare hands? It was at Lake Verity when Team Galactic was capturing Mesprit. Unless he personally fought them off multiple times nobody knows about.
I'd appreciate if informations in his genre weren't shared online, hum!
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poke-professors · 2 days ago
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To professor juniper, how does it feel to lie about the existance of fossils? Smh, we ALL know they were planted there as a corporate conspiracy to sell more shovels, ya shill!
Unovan spotted! This region is great at conspiracy theories for some stupid reasons. And I hold no care about the shovels industry, only pokémons. You should open a book about studies about them preceding my own!
—Juniper🫐
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poke-professors · 2 days ago
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there won’t be explanation, jst oak’s dumb ass 🫶❤️‍🩹🔋🌹✌️
That sure is... special!
—Oak📝
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poke-professors · 19 days ago
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NEW MEGA ÉVOLUTIONS!!!!!!!!!!
Isn't it wonderful how we still find out about new ones????
—Sycamore☕️
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poke-professors · 22 days ago
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How much does your universe sucks for grusha and piers to be so bad????
It’s way more than them though. Professor Oak was outed as a neglectful grandfather, Koga had connections to Team Rocket, the absolute bullshit state of the Galar League…
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poke-professors · 24 days ago
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Umh! Lucas is having trouble with data he collected, have a good day.
didn’t realize you used masculine terms for therapy now hopscotch
- @numberonebidoofenjoyer
so mean . . .
i do not need therapy ! ! plus it 's rich coming from ya ! !
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poke-professors · 24 days ago
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Uhm... Must be the wind talking... Or perhaps Lucas just called me for help... It must be that.
—Rowan🍰
He's guilty haha!
—Birch🗺
didn’t realize you used masculine terms for therapy now hopscotch
- @numberonebidoofenjoyer
so mean . . .
i do not need therapy ! ! plus it 's rich coming from ya ! !
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poke-professors · 24 days ago
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Again... Not bad... Just quite forgetful...
—Elm🍍
It sure is, uhm. It is good that you're traveling around! I know some of my colleagues prefer staying in their laboratories, but traveling truly is something important to me.
—Rowan🍰
Good thing I leaved Unova to live in Alola hehe!! (Don't tell Juniper I said that tho)
—Burnet🌊
didn’t realize you used masculine terms for therapy now hopscotch
- @numberonebidoofenjoyer
so mean . . .
i do not need therapy ! ! plus it 's rich coming from ya ! !
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poke-professors · 24 days ago
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I worked as his assistant for a while... I think he's not that bad..! Definitely hard to get used to, though..
—Elm🍍
A riot for A/C? Uhm! Good for you, young people! I know people from a certain region who would be proud (Bonjour Is this directed towards me?? —Sycamore☕️). But the detention is quite tragic, uhm.
It is quite an interesting region! And Professor Juniper complained about Team Plasma enough for me to know how detestable they are.
—Rowan🍰
didn’t realize you used masculine terms for therapy now hopscotch
- @numberonebidoofenjoyer
so mean . . .
i do not need therapy ! ! plus it 's rich coming from ya ! !
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poke-professors · 24 days ago
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Lots of rage here... Useless to mention he won't answer...?
—Elm🍍
Hello, Lochland if I remember well? I am doing alright, recently came back from yet another meeting in Unova. How about you?
—Rowan🍰
didn’t realize you used masculine terms for therapy now hopscotch
- @numberonebidoofenjoyer
so mean . . .
i do not need therapy ! ! plus it 's rich coming from ya ! !
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poke-professors · 24 days ago
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60 already in another universe you say? Ha! I wonder it really would change anything!
—Oak📝
I doubt so.
—Rowan🍰
didn’t realize you used masculine terms for therapy now hopscotch
- @numberonebidoofenjoyer
so mean . . .
i do not need therapy ! ! plus it 's rich coming from ya ! !
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poke-professors · 27 days ago
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Ha! Glad you think that!
—Sycamore☕️
Hi Sycamore :)
🩸 @murder-of-murkrows
Hello...? A fellow Kalosian, that's fun!
—Sycamore☕️
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poke-professors · 27 days ago
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Hi Sycamore :)
🩸 @murder-of-murkrows
Hello...? A fellow Kalosian, that's fun!
—Sycamore☕️
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poke-professors · 27 days ago
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I admit, cousins, even I get overstimulated from the job sometimes!
And then I remember Sycamore's closer to being 40 than I am and my day suddenly lights up haha!
—Kuikui🌴
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