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//because I have a problem, I've made another new blog lmao

Welcome to Mandibuzz Unsolved! Where I, Bianca (she/her), and my co-host Blue (she/they/he), talk about the spookiest and bizarre unsolved mysteries on the internet.

While I'm a believer of all the paranormal and strange- some of you have to be lying, Giratina isn't real.

... my partner isn't.

These mysteries can range from chatting about mythical Pokémon that may or may not exist to unsolved murder mysteries.

This blog will contain potentially disturbing content. Subjects like death, descriptions of violence, kidnapping and abuse, will come up on this blog. Please block tags accordingly!

Pkmn Unsolved Dire (graphic deaths, gore)

Pkmn Unsolved High (kidnapping, odd deaths, stalking)

Pkmn Unsolved Medium (disappearances, distressing situations)

There's bound to be overlap between the given examples; they're broad so people can tag block if they wish to see only more lighthearted stuff! We will still be using warning tags as per usual.

Sometimes we'll just by talking about legends behind certain Pokémon and tall tales, won't be all gloom! But view discretion is otherwise advised.

If there's any case you'd like to see us discuss, please send us an ask! We'd love to gather up information.

(OOC CUT)

Hey! While this blog is running as if there's two people, there is currently just one adult mod (24). I'm open to adding another mod 🙏

Blog will be primarily in Bianca's words, but anything in blue text is... well, Blue! Bianca and Blue have zero relation to canon rivals.

Please try to keep with the fun with the blog! If Blue says Mew isn't real and you say "you're an idiot, here's a picture of my pet mew" I'm probably going to ignore you. "Mew is totally real I saw it when I was five" on the other hand is fine.

Other than all that, please feel free to send me fake cases for me to make things up about! You're also free to go "Did you hear about this theory?" And add onto things :D

You can also just question Bianca and Blue as characters.

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Flareon is the best eeveelution to cuddle with, this has been tested.

Confession #580

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Terrible news: the worst person you know still sucks but hey at least it's smth

before i collaspe on my bed and pass out for another fitful night's sleep i leave you all with this

i split off the alt forms so the list wasnt too crowded. megas/dyna/etc is temporary and the others are just cosmetic/gender

off the top of my head, non-ghost honorable mentions:

the fucking. the inkay evolution. beheeyem. hypno. the shellder evo on slowpoke evos. the mushrooms on parasect. wobbufett tails. female salandit. im going to bed

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Idk about being inferior, I'm currently running p strong rn uwu

And as if I'd let birdbrain have any control over my account smh

hey wouldn’t the blog be much easier to run if there were two people on one blog instead of two separate blogs

Yeah technically, but WTF makes you think I'd team up with inferior-confessions? I've got more pride than that.

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I'm a Ranger and my partner pokemon is a houndoom(she's very well trained) but there's this vet that has an absol, and so she gets me, and the absol and my houndoom get along, and I ended up falling for the vet and I don't know how to confess to her so ranting about it anonymously it is then

Confession #579

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I lick tms for a job

OK HEAR ME OUT

Different types of tms legit have a different flavour. I can tell a fire status tm from a ghost special tm no joke

People send me unmarked/faded/potentially phony tms and I identify them and send them back. They think I have a whole lab setup and I'm some sort of professor but no I just lick them

Confession #578

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My mum is absolutely a part of a cult. She keeps talking about the reincarnation of arceus and how diance is proof of the inherent feminine of crystals and I'm just. I don't know how to get her out of this and I know it's not my job but she's important to me so?? What do I DO

Confession #577

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I get a lot of questions about my "I'm not a zoroark" shirt already answered by my "I'm not a zoroark" shirt :/

Confession #576

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One time I was very very hungry and very very broke. I stole from a pokémart. I still get so stressed, 10+ years later, that they will hunt me down that I get nauseous.

Confession #575

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I've become immune to sleep powder because of my Butterfree. Now, when I go into town and don't notice I have said Sleep Powder on my clothes, I accidentally make people fall by the crowds when I walk past. It is humiliating.

Confession #574

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My Cinccino has taken over what I stream. Please I know the spy flicks are great but can we watch a sci fi film for once???

Confession #573

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My beldum used take down on my rival after they won a battle and they flew off a cliff into the ocean somewhere in south western Paldea. I don't know if they survived but me and Belle suffer from PTSD nightmares about his ghost and it brings a lot of Drowzee attention to my house. My mom says I need a musharna to cleanse my dreams and my soul. My cop dad says I should keep this secret to myself.

Confession #572

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I'm a ghost-type gym leader. Sometimes when I'm bored, I have my high-level ghost Pokémon scare the locals. One time one of them accidentally caused a fatal car crash and I caught one of the victims. Sorry Stephen.

Confession #571

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my fuckign armarouge got scared by my meowscarada and shot a beam of fire into my cARPET!!! IM NEVER GETTING MY SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK im moving back to sinnoh i miss snowpoint and its lack of fire types

Confession #570

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My friend licked a freaking slugma now he's in the ER seeing how badly he burned his tongue

I am definitely not also in the ER for licking a grimer

There was no "I bet you cant lick this" challenge what are you talking about

Confession #569

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I accidentally cooked and ate my little sister's Togepi.

Confession #568

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my service arcanine has saved my life an insane amount of times and hes just the sweetest little ball of firey fluffy love. but hes also like, really huge. and people get scared of him whenever i go shopping and stuff and even have called the police on me

Confession #567