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Do you think Valentine’s Day stinks? Then we’ve got the perfect flower for you! The largest flower in the world, the stinking corpse lily (Rafflesia arnoldi), may look beautiful—but it smells like rotten flesh. The pungent aroma is meant to attract carrion flies, which spread its pollen from flower to flower and help this South Asian rainforest plant reproduce. The parasitic corpse flower has no stem, leaves, or roots. Instead of using energy from the Sun to make nutrients, it draws all of its nourishment from its host, a species of vine in the grape family.Photo: Maizal Chaniago, CC BY-SA 4.0, Wikimedia Commons
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Do you think Valentine’s Day stinks? Then we’ve got the perfect flower for you! The largest flower in the world, the stinking corpse lily (Rafflesia arnoldi), may look beautiful—but it smells like rotten flesh. The pungent aroma is meant to attract carrion flies, which spread its pollen from flower to flower and help this South Asian rainforest plant reproduce. The parasitic corpse flower has no stem, leaves, or roots. Instead of using energy from the Sun to make nutrients, it draws all of its nourishment from its host, a species of vine in the grape family.
Photo: Maizal Chaniago, CC BY-SA 4.0, Wikimedia Commons
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The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
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The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
Burmy !
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How does your thing work??? I thought at first you were reading the post in as a string and doing like a key-dictionary thing to match a pattern with a Pokémon name but it didn’t do it with the Ask containing the pokérap. I am v curious and would love to hear about it if you have time
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How does your thing work??? I thought at first you were reading the post in as a string and doing like a key-dictionary thing to match a pattern with a Pokémon name but it didn’t do it with the Ask containing the pokérap. I am v curious and would love to hear about it if you have time
Ralts !
#pokemon#pokemon detector#ask the detector#okay so basically#this code is bugggy as hell for a lot of pokemon with double letters lol#but#basically i have two functions#the first parses the text depending on a pokemons name#i have a name list#and it grabs the first name and goes letter by letter to see if it's in the right order in the text i input#then the code runs for every pokemon name in the list that's the second function#it's far from optimized but so long as no one sends me the entire bee movie script it takes maybe .5 secs to run#and it returns a random pokemon from the list of the pokemon names in the text and then i have a thing that tells me if a specific pokemon#is in the list#bc sometimes i wanna be funny but a 10 lines text will give me like 900 pokemon#you can dm me for the code if you want lol it's not something i hold close or wtv it took me maybe a half hour
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I want to be the best there ever was
To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon
I'll search across the land, look far and wide
Release from my hand the power that's inside
Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck
Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres
Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff
Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon
Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix
Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax
Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow
Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all (yeah)
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all (yeah)
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon (ow)
Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea
Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell
Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew
Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu
At least 150 or more to see
To be a Pokémon Master is my destiny
Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke
Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon
Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee
Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie
"Whoo, we're at the halfway point, dooing great so far!"
"We? What's all this 'we' stuff? I'm doing all the hard work!"
"Break time's over, here we go!"
Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy
Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby
Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran
Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all (yeah)
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all (yeah)
Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill
Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey (Pokémon)
Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong
Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon
At least 150 or more to see
To be a Pokémon Master is my destiny
Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing
Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp
Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar
Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar
"Whoa, catch your breath man, shake out those lips!"
"It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go!"
"Now it gets tricky, so listen real good!"
Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine
Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos
Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone
Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom (we're almost home)
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all (yow)
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all (huh)
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon (yeah)
Charmeleon, Wartortle
Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl
Omanyte, Slowpoke
Pidgeot, Arbok, that's all, folks
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all
Ooh, gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all
Ooh, gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon
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I want to be the best there ever was To beat all the rest yeah thats my cause Electrode Diglett Nidoran Mankey Venusaur Rattata Fearow Pidgey Seaking Jolteon Dragonite Gastly Ponyta Vaporeon Poliwrath Butterfree Catch em catch em gotta catch em all Pokmon Ill search across the land look far and wide Release from my hand the power thats inside Venomoth Poliwag Nidorino Golduck Ivysaur Grimer Victreebel Moltres Nidoking Farfetchd Abra Jigglypuff Kingler Rhyhorn Clefable Wigglytuff Catch em catch em gotta catch em all Gotta catch em all Pokmon Zubat Primeape Meowth Onix Geodude Rapidash Magneton Snorlax Gengar Tangela Goldeen Spearow Weezing Seel Gyarados Slowbro Gotta catch em all gotta catch em all yeah Gotta catch em all gotta catch em all yeah Gotta catch em all Pokmon ow Kabuto Persian Paras Horsea Raticate Magnemite Kadabra Weepinbell Ditto Cloyster Caterpie Sandshrew Bulbasaur Charmander Golem Pikachu At least or more to see To be a Pokmon Master is my destiny Alakazam Doduo Venonat Machoke Kangaskhan Hypno Electabuzz Flareon Blastoise Poliwhirl Oddish Drowzee Raichu Nidoqueen Bellsprout Starmie Whoo were at the halfway point dooing great so far We Whats all this we stuff Im doing all the hard work Break times over here we go Metapod Marowak Kakuna Clefairy Dodrio Seadra Vileplume Krabby Lickitung Tauros Weedle Nidoran Machop Shellder Porygon Hitmonchan Gotta catch em all gotta catch em all yeah Gotta catch em all gotta catch em all yeah Articuno Jynx Nidorina Beedrill Haunter Squirtle Chansey Pokmon Parasect Exeggcute Muk Dewgong Pidgeotto Lapras Vulpix Rhydon At least or more to see To be a Pokmon Master is my destiny Charizard Machamp Pinsir Koffing Dugtrio Golbat Staryu Magikarp Ninetales Ekans Omastar Scyther Tentacool Dragonair Magmar Whoa catch your breath man shake out those lips Its downhill from here just more to go Now it gets tricky so listen real good Sandslash Hitmonlee Psyduck Arcanine Eevee Exeggutor Kabutops Zapdos Dratini Growlithe Mr Mime Cubone Graveler Voltorb Gloom were almost home Gotta catch em all gotta catch em all yow Gotta catch em all gotta catch em all huh Gotta catch em all Pokmon yeah Charmeleon Wartortle Mewtwo Tentacruel Aerodactyl Omanyte Slowpoke Pidgeot Arbok thats all folks Catch em catch em gotta catch em all Ooh gotta catch em all Pokmon Catch em catch em gotta catch em
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I belive Kadabra is by far the best pokemon, it has a perfect design. It is far superior to any other pokemon. If I could make one pokemon real it would be Kadabra. Kadabra is so perfect nothing made before or after it is ever remotely good. Abra and Alakazam have nothing on the perfect and amazing Kadabra. It is the most perfect thing ever created. I belive human beings were made for one thing and that is create the perfect creation that is kadabra. Kadabra is art. Kadabra is perfect. Kadabra is life.
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I belive Kadabra is by far the best pokemon, it has a perfect design. It is far superior to any other pokemon. If I could make one pokemon real it would be Kadabra. Kadabra is so perfect nothing made before or after it is ever remotely good. Abra and Alakazam have nothing on the perfect and amazing Kadabra. It is the most perfect thing ever created. I belive human beings were made for one thing and that is create the perfect creation that is kadabra. Kadabra is art. Kadabra is perfect. Kadabra is life.
Sableye !
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Germignon?
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Germignon?
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#pokemon#pokemon detector#ask the detector#j'etais surpris.e qu'il y ait pas d'autre pokemon contenu dedans mdr
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Electrode Diglett Nidoran Mankey Venusaur Rattata Fearow Pidgey Seaking Jolteon Dragonite Gastly Ponyta Vaporeon Poliwrath Butterfree
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Electrode Diglett Nidoran Mankey Venusaur Rattata Fearow Pidgey Seaking Jolteon Dragonite Gastly Ponyta Vaporeon Poliwrath Butterfree
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My boot scooting baby is driving me crazy, My obsession from a Western, my dance floor date, My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe, wanna make you mine, better get in line, FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT
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My boot scooting baby is driving me crazy, My obsession from a Western, my dance floor date, My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe, wanna make you mine, better get in line, FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT
Greedent !
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I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number sevens, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number sevens, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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#ask the detector#pokemon#pokemon detector#sorry i've been busy studying for finals and playing disco elysium
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Generally I am anti Pokémon due to being familiar with the traumas of your species being enslaved for the purposes of entertaining humans (I am a Muppet Kin), BUT I enjoyed your reblog of my pose in which you attached an image of the Pokémon "Froakie." He is a Frog like Kermit, and I like that.
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Generally I am anti Pokémon due to being familiar with the traumas of your species being enslaved for the purposes of entertaining humans (I am a Muppet Kin), BUT I enjoyed your reblog of my pose in which you attached an image of the Pokémon "Froakie." He is a Frog like Kermit, and I like that.
Lycanroc !
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Generally I am anti Pokémon due to being familiar with the traumas of your species being enslaved for the purposes of entertaining humans (I am a Muppet Kin), BUT I enjoyed your reblog of my pose in which you attached an image of the Pokémon "Froakie." He is a Frog like Kermit, and I like that.
Gladion !
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is there a Pokémon in my username (or maybe one hidden in this request?)
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is there a Pokémon in my username (or maybe one hidden in this request?)
Staryu !
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starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost
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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
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fandom WILL without fail always pick the INCORRECT character to be the omega/submissive/mpregged guy and then you just have to sit there and try not to cry about how wrong they are and they're torturing mr bodily autonomy issues with all these unwanted pregnancies when mr wants to be pregnant is right there but he's 6 feet tall and has 2 more muscles so he can't get pregnant i guess
Urshifu !
fandom WILL without fail always pick the INCORRECT character to be the omega/submissive/mpregged guy and then you just have to sit there and try not to cry about how wrong they are and they're torturing mr bodily autonomy issues with all these unwanted pregnancies when mr wants to be pregnant is right there but he's 6 feet tall and has 2 more muscles so he can't get pregnant i guess
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mindful, very intentional, extremely selective
Dolliv !
mindful, very intentional, extremely selective
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RWABAHAHAJAHAHAHAAAAAAANDRRRRRAAAH!!!
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RWABAHAHAJAHAHAHAAAAAAANDRRRRRAAAH!!!
Abra !
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When they crucify me, they will also crucify Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets to my left and right so that they may heckle my final moments
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When they crucify me, they will also crucify Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets to my left and right so that they may heckle my final moments
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