Lillie: Why are you smiling?
Moon: What? I can't just be happy?
Gladion: Sun tripped and fell in the parking lot.
(Guess who's back after being missing for a year, that's right! it's this girl right here!)
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Volkner: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Flint: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Volkner, already taking off his clothes: God, Flint, you’re so fucking stupid.
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Volkner: Two brooooos!
Flint: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Volkner: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Flint:
Volkner:
Flint: *tearing up*
Volkner: Babe, c'mon...
Flint: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Volkner: Babe...
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Aaron: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Flint: You're like 16 years old
Aaron: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Saturn: Okay, help me please!
Mars: Got two words for you.
Saturn: I bet they won't be helpful.
Mars: Your problem.
Saturn: I was right
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Gold: *kisses Silver*
Silver: What is this?
Gold: Affection.
Silver: Disgusting.
Silver:
Silver : Do it again.
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Silver (Teen): Hey, Father? Can I get some dating advice?
Giovanni: Just because I'm with you're mother doesn't mean I know how I did it.
(Sorry for being gone for a month)
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Archer: And now for a gay update with Petrel and Proton.
Petrel: Getting gayer.
Proton: Thank you, Petrel.
(This is a old draft)
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Petrel: I asked Proton out.
Ariana: Oh, I’m sorry.
Petrel: Why?
Archer: Well, we assume he said no.
Petrel: No, he said yes.
Archer: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.
(This is a old draft)
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Archer: That shirt looks great, Proton.
Proton: Thanks.
Archer: But I bet it would look even better on Petrel's floor.
Petrel: Are you hitting on Proton... for me?
(This is a old draft)
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Petrel: I didn't drink that much last night.
Archer: You were flirting with Proton.
Petrel: So what? He's my boyfriend.
Archer: You asked if he were single.
Archer: And then you cried when he said he weren't.
(This is a old draft)
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Ariana: Hey, Petrel, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Petrel: Yeah.
Ariana: And you, Proton?
Proton: Umm... yes?
Ariana: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Proton: Did she just-
(This is a old draft)
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(Sorry for not posting a lot of incorrect quotes will be coming out today I promise!)
Proton: So, what is Petrel to you?
Archer: The reason I wake up every morning.
Proton: ...That’s adorable.
Petrel earlier that morning, barging into Archer′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
(This is a old draft)
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Clearing out old drafts
Matt, sweating: Tabitha, there’s something I need to ask you-
Tabitha: Finally! You’re proposing!
Matt: How’d you know?
Tabitha: Matt, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Tabitha: I even picked it up once.
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Lillie, skipping rocks on a lake with Gladion: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Gladion: Yeah, it is.
Gladion: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.
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Gladion: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Moon: Your life?
Gladion: I- well yes, but-
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Flint trying to be a responsible older brother
Buck: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Flint: Mind your language!
Buck: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Flint:
Buck: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
But he fails at it...every single time-
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