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well that was fucking stupid

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i like that the name nuzlocke stuck. like the original thing was just called hard mode but it featured a nuzleaf named after locke from lost and to this day its still called a nuzlocke. theres even variations like wonderlocke. like the locke part became a suffix. i like that. i really like how words happen

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me explaining to the other trainers that apricorns are unknown outside of Johto because of deliberate suppression by the Silph and Devon corporations to present artificial pokeballs as the only means of capturing pokemon and establish regional monopolies after they eliminate renewable sources

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Penny and her eeveelutions

credit: mikripkm on X

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Made a little friend today

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Whenever Sidian has his Aerodactyl pick up Coral and fly off with her since he can't be arsed to deal with her brattiness rn 😂

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NO AZ DON'T PUT ON THE SUIT AND BOWTIE NO AZ TUMBLR IS GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE

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don't even need to edit it this time

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...maybe shouldn't have led with that, boss.

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PLZA doodles 🤸 happy late pokemon day!!

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You are challenged by Gym Leader Lich! Ghost/Dragon Type - Crypt Badge

Trainer battles are saturdays after 10pm at Bar Sinestea in the Hollywood region. Dress code strictly enforced.

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you know the funniest thing about the pokemon fandom is that everyone i know is currently SO EXCITED they didn't announce gen 10. like everyone else i know who is a pokemon fan is going "LET'S GO THEY DIDN'T ANNOUNCE A NEW GAME!!! LEGENDS IS IN THE HOLIDAY SLOT SO THEY PROBABLY CAN'T ANNOUNCE IT LATER FOR THIS YEAR!!! IT WON'T BE UNTIL NEXT YEAR!!! LET'S GO!!!" and, well, that perhaps says something about,

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that picture of the guy holding his cat under one arm and a sword in the other but it’s me protecting chikorita from the haters