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Was looking up flower meanings and:

Imagine someone giving you a cabbage and quietly going “We’re gonna be rich!”

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It’s not everyday you see people fighting in Wikipedia

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Curses you with being not tired enough to fall asleep but also too tired to get up and do anything

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It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

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You have a son?

Help! my son is currently enjoying a fever.

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To clarify my point here:

Scooby doo villains: dress up in scary costumes to scare people away often to protect their rich interests

Batman: dresses up in a scary costume to scare people away (from crime) and is rich

Head cannon: Dc comics and Scooby doo take place in the same universe.

Batman is just a Scooby doo villain the team has yet to capture

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The shape of a fish's caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.

Ichthyology Notes 2/?

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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

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they reunite…

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This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

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likes to charge, reblogs to cast

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Head cannon: Dc comics and Scooby doo take place in the same universe.

Batman is just a Scooby doo villain the team has yet to capture

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ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

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Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.