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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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what do you mean ive been on thsi site for 10 years ,

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i tried frozen grapes because of the post U made last night by the way & i enjoyed it So thank you , for being an influence in my life however very small. frozen grapes got me thinking about the web between us all yknow

you’re so fucking real for this anon.

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A 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.

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Which is the dingo, which is the shiba?

shiba got that gay ass tail

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I’m so mad TikTok the app shares its name with Ke$ha’s 2009 hit TiK ToK. Undeserving. Nauseating

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tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit

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Plate: ABSCOND

CUSTOMER: favorite word :)

DMV: HOMESTUCK

VERDICT: DENIED

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me preparing myself for the beautiful manifestations of change & growth in my life: fuck yeah!!!!!!!!! :D hell yeah!!!!!!!! yessss!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!

me experiencing the grief & loss that comes with significant change: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

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girls love runes and sigils and rituals and knives and skulls and blood

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Hey girl do you wanna hang out later and hit me as hard as you can with a baseball bat?

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in the grim  cyberpunk future digidykes and robofags are engaged in a constant arms race to come up with new and nastier slurs faster thtan the meghacorps can put them in commercials for neuroyogurt

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the existence of tumblr tags as the sotto voce of internet communication is one of the most brilliant website features ever. and it’s funny because it’s accidental

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you get an invite to a gay wedding

you open the card

“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”