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okay, i figured out how to blow my nose. its messy but better than nothing. now i can cry yay

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when youre sad and check facebook to see something fun or anything that would make you feel a little better but the first pic you see is of your ex havin fun with his new friends. i mean it is a good thing. the problem is here that he felt much worse next to you even if you did your best to make him feel better. youre a useless piece of sht

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Me all day- “Something tickles my nose.” .. “OHWAIT.”

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past me: LETS GET A SEPTUM PIERCING IT WILL BE FINEEE present me: I want to cry but i cant because i have a septum now and it hurts when i blow my nose

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BRhghrhhrggggGG

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Story time~

Recently i started to wear skirts regularly. I wear them like a few times a week. I do this to feel more confident and i think it helps me a lot. BUT Today i had to go somewhere and i decided to wear a skirt. It isn’t short. I felt comfortable and cute in it. Two men walked before me and i chose to overtake them. Then one of them catcalled me. Imagine a man in his early 40′s. {”What kind of panties are you wearing? Can i eat your p~ssy?“} At first i didn’t realize that he said that to me.. so sad to say i couldn’t say back anything to him. I am still upset. I have never received anything like this before.

SO GUESS WHO WILL NOT WEAR SKIRTS FOR A WHILE. YEAH. ME. thanks to the old f~ckhead <3

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Me: Half shaved or half hairy?

ImaginaryFriend: Half hairy.

Me: BE PUSSYTIVE.

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I JUST FOUND OUT THE FOUNTAIN IN MY TOWN HAS LIGHTS AT NIGHT.