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<I have no clue how I managed to end up back in this wasteland, chief.>

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<<Heavy's room is this way, good introduction a call from help.>>

--Hugo guided his new partner thourght the doors to the HEavy's room, how do you know this is the Heavy's room, it has a bigger door than the others. Enough to make a difference.--

<<Maybe you would like to say hello first, it's been a while without a Medic, I would assume he is friendly.>>

+not-so-solemn-vows

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--The Sniper looked down then raised the board again.--

<<Please. I would pay you soon enough.>>

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Ask My Muse For a Favor.

   ” No. ”

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<<I summon the polite standart to tell you, you better say yes or no because I am not taking responsability for that shit ass oven.>>

--Someone is taking it, and it is definitly not Hugo. Oven buying is boring AND HEAVY. Lou was the first and only person he could confront about it. Why not.--

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"I plead the fifth."

Yes, yes Lou did set the oven on fire attempting to bake a tray of cookies earlier that day, but like hell you are going to get him to admit to anything, buster.

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<<Internet conection slower than molasses>>

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"I don't believe you."

—Hugo’s eyes widened for an split second in pure grief, in shock and finally it turned into fury.—

«Nobody ever does.»

—He signed rather vaguely before just sinking his always so expressive eyes into resignation. This wouldn’t be the first time he is denied trust.—

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<< Oh, I forgot to mention, if anyone on the red team wanted his burnt food from the oven that was on fire hours ago, I have to apologize.

I already ate it.>>

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Feeling lucky? Have no deaths.

Boom headshot.

Here I come.

If you are wondering my day on the field was fun.

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toastymelt ha contestado a tu pregunta:Who let the oven on?

Uh… not me?

<<Are you completly one hundred percent sure, because what was inside and the oven are on fire right

now.>>

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Who let the oven on?

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I am having one of those awful flashbacks.

Even tho I am pretty sure I didn't see those things. Maybe a dream.

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"Don't look so *Grim*aldi." Snrrrrrk.

«There is an universe in which I got mute for screaming at that pun.»

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--Hugo blinked. Well this was a first timer. Bit raw, eh it works. He would take it.--

<<The official standart to be polite lowered itself two points last week so I am giving myself some liberties. Wouldn't worry unless you go there.>>

Pages through ye olde sign language phrasebook.

"That seems a bit rash, doesn’t it?"

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<<If I hear 'Hugo Strange' towards me again I am breaking whatever you hold dear.>>

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<< There is never an easy way around the Soldier. I mean we can call the Heavy to do us a favor. There are many possibilities and to be honest I Wouldn't want to know what he is gonna do after all of them.>>

--Hugo was 99% sure the Soldier was going to explode. Or implode. Or take revenege. Or something around of the lines that nobody would like to taste.--

+not-so-solemn-vows

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<<The official standart to be polite has lowered itself two points. You all can be rude as fuck. >>