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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water
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you dont mean that
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i think minecraft could be so much better of a game if they added watermelon in game
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guess my favorite rene descartes quote
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here's my impression of one of those painfully earnest self-care posts if it was a youtube poop
🏞️ gentlesestion FolF
hey. don't crHey. one million one million one million one millionTea. eat a pEace of fruif. go for a walk. brew some fruit. go some bruit. eat DINNER. take a showerower. showerowerowerowerTake a shit. cry. don't Your stuffed animals. fuffed animals. fuff. gooooooooowooooohhhhooohhooohhhhh. DIE
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Cats loaf.
Dogs loaf.
But, can dragon loaf too? Need answers! FOR SCIENCE!
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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.
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my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings
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looking into the sky tag is like [whitewashed skykid] [whitewashed skykid] [whitewashed skykid] [screenshots of new event/season/bug/whatever] [whitewashed skykid] [[whitewashed skykid] [elderposting] [whitewashed skykid] [whitewashed skykid] [whitewashed s
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magical girl transformation but i just rapidly go through the 5 stages of decomposition
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sometimes i wish i had facial hair
like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool
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