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me: i’d like to go to sleep please. i don’t want to keep on staying up till six am.
body: you know what you should do? stay up till six am.
me: ok, sure, sounds fun.
#and i hate it#i hate it hate it hate it#like that one song i dont like it i love it.#but the pitch perfect 3 cover not the og.#just let me go to sleep man there’s not much else to do.
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cupcake shops confuse me because i cant tell if i truly want to eat one of their cupcakes or embody the vibe their cupcakes give off
#cupcake#cupcakes#idk#ik the crumbl dove line kinda gives off that vibe#but im stinky. and its natural. so uhh#call me mrs stinkster can’t wear smell good stuff i guess#mrs stinkster
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my favorite photo of any celeb is one where they’re gasping/making a surprised face. i do the face in most of my selfies/pictures, it’s like i too am a pop punk icon.
#fob#fall out boy#panic! at the disco#p!atd#patd#panic at the disco#paramore#mcr#my chemical romance#the academy is...#cobra starship#simple plan#all time low#the offspring#ok no more band listing cause i don’t wanna mischaracterize a band as pop punk. each band is its own little niche.
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she wants TUH dahnce like UMA THURMEHN, bury mee till i CUN-FESS

#yes ik i spelled her name wrong. that’s on purpose.#i write the lyrics like i hear them#fob patrick#fob#fall out boy#fall out boy uma thurman#uma thurman#american beauty/american psycho#lyrics#fob lyrics#fall out boy lyrics
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can’t decide if i want to be her or be with her. (also i NEED the makeup routine)

#don’t get me wrong i’m also in love with rachel brosnahan.#margot kidder#dc superman#superman#lois lane#1978 superman#superman 1978
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‘what do you do with your free time?’
? waste it?
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uh, yes, one fart cup, please

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words cannot describe how giddy i was when this happened (pre-split panic over the department store speakers 🎉)

#pre split panic#pre split patd#ryan ross#brendan urie#spencer smith#jon walker#a fever you can't sweat out#afycso#panic at the disco#panic! at the disco#patd#p!atd#panic#shazam history#the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage
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getting jealous over my friends going to concerts as if i don’t know i’ll explode the second i get in that venue
#not even joking i feel like me + concert = immediate crying and headache#too overwhelming 💔#mcr5#mcr concert#ptv concert#mcr tour#ptv tour#kesha tour#kesha concert#when we were young fest#wwwy fest#wwwy 2025#only concert id put myself through is live in denver. like cmon.#backstreet boys concert#backstreet boys tour#still so mad at anyone who attended the phantom planet concert when they brought out tyv#ryan ross + phantom planet?? holy fucking shit that concert was meant for me 💔
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TEWH much, TEW late, or jus’ not enuff ‘a this? PEIN in my har’ fuh your dyin wish, i’ll kiss your lips uh-geeh-ii-yeaaaa-ann!

#i KNOW this is the wrong part of the song#i just really like the chorus.#that’s all. promise.#i write the lyrics like i hear them#mcr tumblr#mcr#mcr gerard#mcrblr#mcr gerard way#gerard way#my chemical romance#my chemical romance gerard#my chemical gerard#my chemical romance live#mcr live#three cheers mcr#three cheers for sweet revenge#mcr lyrics#my chemical lyrics#my chemical romance lyrics
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changed my asks title… brb, turning evil
#it’s changed from ‘asks are cool. so am i.’ to ‘let’s have a kiki!’ because i thought the og one was a bit snobby#it was gonna be let’s have a convo but then the spirit of glee took me over#unfunny#asks#asks page#my asks
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DRikin’ Dancin’ (💥) what i WANT (🪩🪩) take ur clothes AUFF (💥), let’s get it on!

#i write the lyrics like i hear them#melissa marie#melissa marie green#stay the night#millionaire$#millionaires#meredith hurley#dani artaud#other member excluded for her political beliefs#electropop#y2k lyrics#y2k music#2000’s music#2000’s lyrics#2000s lyrics#2000s music#this is not meant to be a series of posts. if I didn’t post these they would 100% end up being sent to my friends 💔#scene#scene queen#THE scene queen#2000s scene#scene girl
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i get so scared whenever someone asks me to tell them a joke. who do i look like? mr. jokester? mr. jokey jokey pants?
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i don’t wanna be lohnley no more!! (woah-auh-oh) i don’t wah-nah have to pay for this (woah-auh-oah-oh-auuh) i don’t wanna anotha luh-vehr at my dohr (woah-auh-oh), it’s jus anotha H-eartache on my list

#i write the lyrics like i hear them#rob thomas#lonely no more#music#lyrics#2000s music#2000s lyrics#2000’s music#2000’s lyrics#2000s#2000’s#y2k#y2k music#y2k lyrics
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‘im tired’ ‘im bored’
??? you want me to instant message tired?? AND bored?? why?? who are these people? what’s their full user?? i dunno about this dude, their names sound weird…
#EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. i see the word i’m my head fucks with me#‘haha yeah ik we know they’re just abbreviating i am but what if they meant instant messaging. that would be funny right? laugh.’#aol instant messenger#aim#im me#instant messaging
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I MISSED ART DONALDSON DAY 💔💔💔 NOW HE’LL NEVER SIGN MY AUTOGRAPH, FUCKK

#i literally put it in my calendar#this is the second time i’ve missed this event#SIGH.#art donaldson#challengers#art donaldson challengers
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“hey, whats your favorite color again?”

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