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nothing but respect for my trans cow best friends

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A 14 year old girl flushing her miscarriage down the toilet can be charged with mutilating a corpse, but keeping a dead woman on life support for 120 days then cutting her open to extract a 2 pound fetus because her dead body was decaying too fast to sustain the pregnancy any longer is not only legal but compelled by law. America/the world/men hate women so much.

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@m0llygunn no that’s so accurate

eddie munson who would rather show you all the little odd things his body does and complain about them constantly than actually go to the doctor and address them (even when he’s older and has decent health insurance).

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no, yes, exactly. he’s not antivax at all!!! in fact, he goes and gets his vaccines at like CVS or Walgreens or walk-in clinics whenever he’s due for them. like he’s very up-to-date on those!! but he cannot be bothered with going to the doctor. like it’s just a whole, excessive production in his opinion. it’s a whole song and dance that he just can’t be bothered to partake in. one day, after the popularization of the internet, WebMD will be both his best friend and worst enemy because if something’s wrong with him he’s just gonna complain to you about it and google it.

eddie munson who would rather show you all the little odd things his body does and complain about them constantly than actually go to the doctor and address them (even when he’s older and has decent health insurance).

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the premise of Pretty Woman but it’s with Johnny Storm (jq’s version)… hear me out

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when you’re reading a fic, and you realize it’s slowly starting to take on a not-like-other-girls tone

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quick! i poisoned you and the only antidote is heavy kissing and tongue sucking

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i feel like my tits look really good today but i have literally no one to share that with… this is an injustice.

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So we got

Blossom

Bubbles

And Buttercup

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They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO STEVE HARRINGTON!!!!

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this is a safe space for beautiful brown eyed insane women

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rewatching skins to feel something

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pleaseeee this is so stinkin’ cute and exactly how i imagine haz and jago to look!!! (especially jago’s lil round face hehehehe. he put on a lil comfy weight after abandoning his street cat life and coming into tom’s care.) if i may, here’s what i headcanon as happening in this scene:

reader and the Lads are peacefully sleeping, none of them have to be up for hours. tom, however, the poor lad, has to get up at the ass crack of dawn to get ready for work so that he can be out the door by half past 5 and at work by 6. here, we can see the wild tom in his natural habitat trying to summon the motivation to get out of bed and leave this snuggly little haven behind so that he can go make some money and contribute to the household as he should.

I was drawing this and THEN read this so idk @pollenallergie i think we're intertwined by the seam

Anyways older!tom grant

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eating honeycombs in honor of our beloved blorbo

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it’s that time of year again where we judge the met gala looks while we’re at home like this