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It is actually insane how much I really really really really love snotty girls who are helpless to their uncontrollable messy sneezing fits that cover themselves and everything around them in their snotty spray. There is literally never enough snot

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i love that you can gain a small following on this wwebsite just by being unrelentingly insane

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need more titties

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just saw a tiktok of a girl who is a cart girl at a fancy golf club sneezing bc she has terrible grass allergies. deeeefinitelly food for thought. hot older business man with the kink who tips her extra .... hot rich country club women with horrible hayfever on the course.

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a lumberjack with a pine allergy 👀

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girl w a sound activated vibrator somewhere public and quiet (library etc), trying to keep it together but she’s sooooo allergic and her sneezes are just soooo loud—

or it’s someone else nearby (may or may not be in on it) dealing with all these terribly dramatic, loud sneezes and even as she squirms and squirms and tries to subtly adjust but they just aren’t letting up—

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Desperate, wet cold sneezes.

They sound so pathetic. I sound so pathetic. I feel so far from my regular in-control, boss-bitch self ✨ I’m not happy about it whatsoever.

Cold - 1, Sugarplum - 0.

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huge wet spot on his boxers and a huge wet spot on my shoulder,,, pls god pls pls pls pls pls i've literally been on my best behavior bro pls

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that happened to me just the other day

thinking about someone who just got fucked so good that they're too out of it to remember they're supposed to cover their sneezes

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“Hiiih-I don’t think you understand…I’m…hih-!…v-very allergic to those-!”

“Understand? Oh, I understand perfectly.”

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horny for sneezing but even more horny for make women cum

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a nose just as drippy as her panties ♡

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pollen levels are high here today, time to jack off

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Thinking about a spoiled princess with terrible allergies who grew up with maids doing everything for her, even taking care of her snotty nose and the mess it makes, even now that she's grown up. She never learned how to deal with her allergies and she's too prissy to try bothering with it, so instead she lets her nose run freely, demanding for a maid with a fresh soft handkerchief to clean out her wet nostrils. When she sneezes she expects her maid to be ready with a new handkerchief pressed to her face every time. When a maid misses her sneeze and two thick strings of snot shoot out and hang from her nose she starts yelling and having a tantrum while several other maids rush to clean her up and gently carress her irritated nose with the delicate and expensive fabric. She refuses to cooperate because she's such a brat, causing it to become a much longer and more involved ordeal than it would have been.

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need 2 cum

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eating someone out and feeling their thighs squeeze your head when they sneeze,, thank you goondnight <3

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watched the dallas cowboys cheerleader documentary and now all i can think about is cheerleaders sneezing. literally had dreams last night of me frantically trying to find videos of cheerleaders having an allergy attack. cheerleader boobs....grass allergies...i need it