Miscellaneous polls for The Silmarillion, The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings!
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Vaire, queen of bondage, must win!
I’ve never heard her being described like this but I believe it
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VAIRË PROPAGANDA (art by Alice Falto):
Valar are hot right
“weaves all things that have ever been in Time into her storied webs, and the halls of Mandos that ever widen as the ages pass are clothed with them”
I have 🥩 with her.
“Her Noldorin name is said to be Gwîr ("Weaver")”
Did you know Gwib means “Penis” in Early Noldorin.
THURINGWETHIL PROPAGANDA (art by Tolrone):
Goth! Vampire! Goth vampire!
Sauron’s messenger :)
Alas she fucking died.
Her cloak got stolen by Lúthien :’( #Justice4Thuri
Did you know her name means woman of secret shadow
Did you know that’s basically all we know about her
#tolkien#tolkien polls#the silmarillion#silmarillion#vaire#thuringwethil#poll tournament#silm sexywoman tournament
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VÁNA PROPAGANDA (art by Elena Kukanova):
“All flowers spring as she passes and open if she glances upon them; and all birds sing at her coming.” Induces flowerections?
had "the beauty of both heaven and earth upon her face and in all her works” <3333
Also called the Ever-Young. I mean… true.
There is little on her… :(
GALADRIEL PROPAGANDA (art by Matt Stewart):
Ok we all know Galadriel
I’m not including her third ags achievements like I did with sexy third age men so
Has 1000 names too
193 cm tall. Feels too short tbh she should be taller. 2 meters at least
Possibly smashed Melian?
“She is described as "the mightiest and fairest of all the Elves that remained in Middle-earth",[3] and the "greatest of Elven women".”
She was SO HOT and SO TALL AND ATHLETIC and OTHER POSITIVE ADJECTIVES and PROBABLY ALSO THE FAIREST EVER
Feen hater #2 (#1 is Morgoth)
Her hair contained the light of the two trees… the gold of her father’s hair mingled with her mother’s silver… or something
“During the Darkening of Valinor and the rebellion of Fëanor, Galadriel was the only woman of the Noldor who stood among the rising princes.” Hashtag feminism
“Afterwards, she even desired to follow Fëanor to disturb him in all the ways that she could” yeah unfortunately… 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ok she didn’t really do anything in the first age she was just hanging out
Girl just fucked off to Eriador. That’s so me
Possibly helped Giga Lad become king of Lindon
Sorry but wow Celeborn is so racist
Saw through “Annatar”’s bullshit.
Ok fhats all i’m writing i’m dizzy
#tolkien#tolkien polls#the silmarillion#silmarillion#vana#galadriel#poll tournament#silm sexywoman tournament
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FINAL ROUND OF ROUND ONE!!! Guys we could have Ungoliant vs Thuringwethil.
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Nienna propaganda: Gandalf got everyone to spare Gollum and he accidentally destroyed the ring and Nienna is the Lady of Pity and Mercy so Nienna saved the world!!!!
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Crackship wheel part 4
Today's crackship is:
Nerdanel x Yavanna
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whoever is left in the finals of silm sexywoman, I will draw them being lesbians together. I am tired of pitting women against each other when they should be lesbians instead. Love wins !!
The winner should dom the loser
#non poll#i just realized it won’t be galadriel vs luthien they’re on the same side of the bracket#can someone do this for the sexymen finalists btw i think it’d be cute
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Crackship wheel part 3
Today's crackship is:
Shagrat x Aragorn
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Crackship wheel part 2
Today's crackship is:
Théoden x Arien
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The frist Tolkien crackship wheel; part 1
Today's crackship is:
Boromir x Frodo Baggins
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submitting fingolfin and galadriel for the Penis Poll
🫡 it is done
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bit late but aredhel has a massive dick. huuuuge cock. penis that would make any man jealous. she got eöl pregnant.
I agree with everything you just said.
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I second whoever nominated TOLKIEN HIMSELF for the penis poll... it would be funny
God. Okay. xD
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Ingwe for the big dick if it isn't too late. I can only assume that's how he and his wife are popping out half a dozen kids before even leaving Cuiviénen
Yeah, everyone says how Fëanor has an absurd amount of kids, but Ingwe’s been smashing since day 1. Doesn’t he have plenty of kids even before going to Valinor?
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I do not know it this is big enough for your account, but tomorrow the Tolkien crackship wheel series starts on my account. In this series I spin a wheel with 190 Tolkien characters every day to create a new crackship, which is then rated by the fans in a poll. I did this with Harry Potter before, if you want to see how the poll looks :D
(telling you because you asked for other people polls)
Oh crap, I didn’t see this. Sorry x) I’ll go take a look right now!
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